Kermit (the frog)

Usually, a tall skinny, athletic person who is wealthy or pretentious.

Look at that lanky Kermit (the frog) with that fat woman.

by Contorno August 20, 2023

kermit the frog

a green puppet that has most likely commited many war crimes in his past… we dont talk about it

kermit the frog: frog who commited war crimes

by i forgor my name February 16, 2025

the spectrum of kermit

A pretty sick youtube who knows how to give girls a pretty big orgasm

Omg it's the spectrum of kermit

Omfg he gave me a orgasm last week

by Lol, kermit May 17, 2017

Drop Kermit's kids off at the pool

taking a dump that is green.

Hey man, I have to go drop Kermit's kids off at the pool.

by shamWoWzers918 April 23, 2009

Kremit The Toad

Kermit The Frog's Autistic Brother.

Kremit The Toad is the complete opposite of Kremit The Frog

Who's your favourite Muppet?

Kremit The Toad

You Mean Kermit The Frog?

NO! I Mean Kremit The Toad!

by Hollywood Hooligah July 4, 2018

Kermiting the Frog

A ritual as old as the male gender, the masturbator squats low to the ground and spreads his knees like a frog, and jerks aggressively.

Your mom asked me if i thought kermiting the frog in her mouth would be okay, but I'd feel uncomfortable dating you if I accepted.

by jon glickman January 9, 2009

THE OWA OWA OF KERMITS

if this definition is named after you, shut the fuck up you tomato potato rumble bumble bitch. jkjk.... i think. don’t kys... today :) you know you love me. xoxo- jojo

THE OWA OWA OF KERMITS IS COMING!! THE HOUSE IS SHAKING

by jordisdrummodumbo February 5, 2021