Just the worst wrestler ever.He is currently injured cause he got frucked up on a simple hip toss,which was probably for the best.I mean,he only uses a total of 5 very crappy moves.FU=Modified body slam/firemans carry,STFU=Gloryfied STF,Shoulder Block=A running shoulder,5 Knuckle Shuffle=A punch to the face,and a Clothesline=A clothesline.His fans,or "Chain Gang/Lame Gang/Gang Bang Soldiers" are all fat ugly chicks or ten year old boys.He disgraced two title belts,he has a lame gimmick (wigger/rapper/marine).He uses three lines that are so gay,but he uses them as an Insult.And worst of all,he just wouldn't lose the title.I am Chile PAC from Yahoo! Answers,be sure to rant and rave to me all you want so I can laugh at your bad grammar and ridiculously stupid comebacks such as "suck my dick" and "yo momma" or,my personnal favorite "yo jus jeulos cuz he batta that u gay bich".
Jerry "The King" Lawler:Oh My God J.R,John Cena awfully sucks.PUPPIES!
J.R:Tell me something I don't know,King.GO SOONERS!
J.R:Tell me something I don't know,King.GO SOONERS!
by Chile Santiago January 3, 2008
Get the John Cenamug. One of the worst wrestlers in the WWE. Only marks and fanboys like him. No technical input in his matches. Bad gimmick. Bad Rapper.
by Rotten Core515 August 24, 2006
Get the John Cenamug. The True Definition of Garbage.
The Worst Wrestler in the WWE
He is so horrible that no one could ever even get close to the crappyness that he is.
The Worst Wrestler in the WWE
He is so horrible that no one could ever even get close to the crappyness that he is.
"Guy 1:Man did you see how crappy John Cena was on Smackdown Yesterday"
Guy 2:Yeah that was the worst performance i've ever seen."
Guy 2:Yeah that was the worst performance i've ever seen."
by Jugal Thaker July 18, 2008
Get the John Cenamug. The current WWE Champion. John Cena's in ring abilty is horrible, and every time he steps into the ring he does the same damn thing. He has been pushed as a Superman, and has a rediculous Win/Loss record. He beats everyone at everything just because Vince thinks he's great. His fans are all either mentally challenged women or children, or homosexual men. Cena Haters (A.K.A Intellectuals) know that every time he defends his title, no matter who it is, he will retain. He has had almost every major character in WWE either tap or lose to him, just because he's Vince's bitch. He is the only wrestler I wish injury or death upon, because he is the reason wrestling is deteriorating.
Cena Fan: OMG YAY JOHN CENA!11!!
Intellectual: Shut up you blastphemous tit, you're just a stupid mark who knows nothing about wrestling.
Intellectual: Shut up you blastphemous tit, you're just a stupid mark who knows nothing about wrestling.
by SMSmartMark July 22, 2007
Get the John Cenamug. Really crappy wrestler. His gimmick is a white rapper/some army guy!?!? Don't understand. Any match he is in you know he is booked to win. Don't think he will win Wrestlemania 24 though since he has a movie to promote.
by velociraptor March 24, 2008
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by rohfan4life May 10, 2008
Get the john cenamug. John Cena is a fake gangster wrestler who thinks he is cool because he has people write raps for him... man thats takes skill... faggot... the FU man that huts i can give it to my grandma and she will laugh at me then spit in my face cause i am not cool. John Cena is openly gay and had a life changing expirence when he was in prision.
by Matt Rago July 15, 2006
Get the John Cenamug.