A term used by the elderly or technically incompetent when referring to internet-related technologies.
Grandma: My email is slow today, there must be a problem with the googles.
Grandson: Gammy, looks like somebody unplugged your wireless router.
Grandma: Your grandfather was trying to sign-up for Ancestry.com, could that have messed-up the googles?
Grandson: Gammy, looks like somebody unplugged your wireless router.
Grandma: Your grandfather was trying to sign-up for Ancestry.com, could that have messed-up the googles?
by etriad September 20, 2012
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Instead of googling something, you just - Ask The Googles.
Instead of googling something, you just - Ask The Googles.
Hey, how many records did The Fabulous Rhinestones record before they broke up?
I don't remember, man. Why don't you Ask The Googles.
I don't remember, man. Why don't you Ask The Googles.
by Cyprus Denton Fekks March 7, 2012
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Originated from a Simpsons episode and turned into a fad on www.gamefaqs.com (particularly LUE).
Originated from a Simpsons episode and turned into a fad on www.gamefaqs.com (particularly LUE).
by TG February 2, 2005
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Originated from The Simpsons
Originated from The Simpsons
"Hey Johnny, did you know Rosie O'Donnell starred on Playboy, it's right here"
"THE GOGGLES!!! THEY DO NOTHING!!!!"
"THE GOGGLES!!! THEY DO NOTHING!!!!"
by .. January 2, 2004
Get the the goggles mug.Another way of saying, "To watch pornography." Originated from Dirty Potter, in Fuckbeak & Friends, Ch.1: Fuckbeak, the Hippogryph, and the Extremely Arousing, Fucking Huge, Diarrhea Bathtime.
"Then, as he made his way back from the toilet, he went to use the internet to watch sick shit and jerk off. He found it a lot harder, because, at his house, the internet is made of wood. Fuckbeak tried to use the googlez to find himself big bearded gay jewish burly sailor pajama party pornography, but failed miserably."
"Then, as he made his way back from the toilet, he went to use the internet to watch sick shit and jerk off. He found it a lot harder, because, at his house, the internet is made of wood. Fuckbeak tried to use the googlez to find himself big bearded gay jewish burly sailor pajama party pornography, but failed miserably."
by ElectricGuitarGuy March 11, 2012
Get the Use the Googlez mug.a mini-meme originating from The Simpsons, the McBain character is warned to wear goggles to protect him from the acid, however later, he gets trapped in a flood of acid while yelling "MY EYES! THE GOGGLES TO NOTHING". It is often misread/pronounced as "the goggles, they do nothing".
Although the latter may be lulzier, the former is the correct origin of the meme.
Although the latter may be lulzier, the former is the correct origin of the meme.
by kyle.biddle December 4, 2010
Get the the goggles do nothing mug.when someone kicks you directly between the balls, causing extreme crushig of the sac. A shoe burn on the shaft of the penis is also common.
by moma April 7, 2003
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