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Stuffing the Duck

The act of stuffing toilet paper or tissue paper in ur bunghole when u hav wet farts or the shits.
Bro I'm totally stuffing the duck right now.
by BholeItaliano July 3, 2011
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Toby The Duck

Toby The Duck is the definition of a wet vagina. His secret identity is chungus the swimmer, and he likes to eat burger kings foot lettuce. Toby is obsessed with air fresheners, and he sips on them once in a while. Toby also likes to ghost people, and make false accusations of you ghosting him. He likes to be nice to you one day, and eat diarrhea the next.
OMG, Toby The Duck just ate my shit-
by Getawae December 10, 2020
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The Duck

A duck which lives in the center of the earth that will one day bring about the apocalypse unless mankind either keeps feeding him bread or uses water to cool down the earth's core.
"How can you not know about the duck unless you are some kind of douchebag?"
by supercoolpersondudeman February 1, 2009
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Fart In The Duck

The name of one of the most popular viral videos ever to be on YOUTUBE, consisting of Gnomes speaking dutch with english translations.
" When I finally saw that fart in the duck video, I laughed off my assie - nipples " !
by Uncle Puppy April 4, 2009
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"not I" said the duck

This is a quote from a children's book. T is basically a way to say ABSOLTELY NOT but in a more chill tone. Kind of like: "I don't know what y'all are talking about- I know it ain't me."
Person: Who's gonna come with me to our high school renunion?

Me: "Not I" said the duck.
by Owl16548 January 22, 2018
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The duck effect

A psychological phenomenon where a chick is rejected by the mother duck due to an unwanted human interaction. Can be displayed in humans.
I touched her bag and now she wants me to buy a new one, it must be the duck effect.
by Bananasmoothieandpeas November 9, 2016
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Fucking the Duck

Telling someone they are not doing anything useful with their time.
Person 1: "I thought I told you to do your homework."
Person 2: "I am."
Person 1: "To me it just looks like you're fucking the duck."
by jg357 November 11, 2018
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