Scrape the Drapes

When a female goes to the bathroom and the lips of her vagina graze the toilet seat.

Omg girl I was taking a selfie and I had to scrape the drapes.

by Nipple Knockers January 15, 2022

The carpet matches the drapes

A girl, typically a blonde or redhead, whose pubic hair is the same color as her head hair.

Look at that gorgeous blonde over there... I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes?

by Old Coot April 19, 2018

throw the drapes

After climax, the giver rips the drapes (curtains) off the wall and throws them over the receiver to show he is finished. Perhaps seen as derogatory to the receiver.

Once I was finished I threw the drapes over her and left.

by steel_beak March 22, 2004

hyper in the diaper

a condition where someone is so antsy, agitated and keyed up that (s)he gets so hyper as to fill the diaper, that is, to "shit your pants".

1. Listen to that stupid talk radio host! He's got another category of people this week he's telling lies about! He's getting hyper in the diaper again and he wants his followers to feel that way too and start a witch hunt. Someone needs to shut this stupid loudmouth up.

2. On them late night "infomercials" on TV the host often is hyper in the diaper and screams at you to call NOW!

3. Don't get so hyper in the diaper. You'll burst a blood vessel if you keep this up. Chill out!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice March 8, 2011

Does the carpet match the drapes?

A Secret Code to find a hostage mole

Sam: Does the carpet match the drapes?

Mob guard: I don't know. I set fire to the drapes. I love to watch things burn.

Max: Hey, me too!

Sam: Sorry I asked.

by PrinceDeven78 June 16, 2022

The diapered kicking donkey

A sex position where you feed a women a full pack of laxatives without them know and put a diaper on them. You then ram your chc through the diaper penetrative, while in doggy style their anal cavity fucking the shit out of them, literally. While pounding from the rear the male partner viciously hammer fists the back if the women's neck sending a muscle reaction through the body forcing the women to kick her legs out (like and angry donkey). When finished your coital act, roll the female over onto her back and proceed to change her diaper like you would a new born baby.

"oh my God Miranda and I tried out the diapered kicking donkey last night, it was scrumptious"

"What's a diapered kicking donkey?"
"gather 'round children"

by Rc979797 July 13, 2015

Behind the drapes

The act of a good looking male hiding in the closet with the actions of sexually touching yourself usaully in the anus.

OMG did you hear that cute kid is "Hiding Behind The Drapes."

by KillerSkullX November 7, 2011