I love him so much but he doesn't seem to care whatsoever.
He's been asking his friends to inquire about me, must be a conrad.
He's been asking his friends to inquire about me, must be a conrad.
by bitter ex May 18, 2011

person 1: you want a cookie? its the kinda with the thick icing that could make you sick but is soo deliciousss..
person 2: hell yeah, i love them things. they're conradical. i dont give a shit if they make me throw up, i'm eating them.
person 2: hell yeah, i love them things. they're conradical. i dont give a shit if they make me throw up, i'm eating them.
by d00d3 whtvr. January 27, 2008

absolute wanker... he is a nonce and a paedopilius... do not trust this 4 ft 8 man unless it's your last choice. also he likes daisy.
Piss off conrad
by Henry The Hover December 13, 2017

A young boy who you think is innocent until you get to know him better. He is tall and blonde, every girl loves him and wishes they were his friend. He can't keep up with his snapchat messages because everyone wants to talk to him all the time. He is funny and energetic, but also shy so please don't make him uncomfortable. We love Conrad!
by When?? March 10, 2020

Conraders are the official name, for the members in the cult of Conrad. In order to join the cult you have to give the leader, who goes by the name of Addy, the highest of fives. The conraders is a large group, mostly women, who worship Conrad. Addy is the Jesus of the conraders, Addy is the mommy of all daddies, and Conrad is the daddy of the gods. Kaitlyn is the vice president of the cult of Conrad, she is freaking smexy, but not as smexy as Addy, Addy is a babe.
by Leader of the cult of Conrad June 30, 2018

A specific type of coincidence where a topic will come up in conversation and be remarked on, often for it's unusual nature; and within a few days another source who was not involved in the original conversation brings it up again.
Person 1: Remember how you told me about Tuvan throat singing last week? A new hire started at work today and they shared that they studied it as a hobby.
Person 2: That's a conrad!
Person 2: That's a conrad!
by ElSlip November 22, 2022

by fin. conrads bro November 23, 2020
