clutch

The assembly that engages and disengages a transmission. Performing successfully while under pressure. A group of baby birds. A ladies handbag. A grasp or hold.
Nice work with that clutch dumbass, that gear didn't need all those teeth anyway!
by numerator May 01, 2005
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clutch

adj.
1.Essential to success.
2. Tending to be successful in difficult situations.

v.intr.
To attempt to grasp or seize.

v.tr.
To grasp and hold tightly.

n.
1. A grasp or a hand in the act of grasping.
2. Control or power.
3. A critical situation.
4. A device for gripping and holding (e.g. in a motor vehicle).
Lesbian posters are clutch for attracting babes.

I clutched the gearshift in my hand and hit the clutch.
by adamisaspaz March 05, 2003
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clutch

Great, Essential, and Potent rolled into a single word. Clutch is also used to describe something that is done, not something that is.
Stealing your orange soda was so clutch.

Pulling the special move on Jenna was clutch.
by Ezra July 01, 2003
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the clutch

A particular feeling of stomach discomfort following the consuption of greasy, unhealthy food (especially McDonalds). Symptoms may include nausea, but are most commonly a feeling of bloatedness, gas, and weight "clutching" your stomach. Theories explaining the origins of the clutch include the mixture of hot greasy food followed by 64 oz. of cold, carbonated soda mixing in the stomach. This affliction is especially dangerous when experienced while driving an automobile.

May also be considered the undesired relative of "the itis."
"5 miles after eating a Big Mac Combo Meal from a highway rest area, I was hit by The Clutch. The rest of my drive sucked."
by Sean1 June 05, 2006
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clutch

i was very thirsty and there was nothing to drink. i found an arnold palmer thats clutch
by defgvjkbenrsfvknejd June 12, 2010
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clutch

a-"Emily, that is so clutch!"
e-"You need to define that for me."
a-"I did, and now it's on urban dictionary."
e-"oh, urban dictionary is so clutch."
by eziekiel November 03, 2006
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Clutch

a male who is falsely acting as a boyfriend to a straight female friend for the purpose of not attracting creepy guys.
Dude 1: Hey man I heard you're with Amy now.

Dude 2: Nah mate I was just her clutch for the club last night.
by Swan_Queen May 07, 2018
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