Ex 1
Clarence: (to alex) PICK IT UP!!! GET OUT!! (Autistic Screech)
Jacmel: (to Clarence) This is why. I am the smexy god. And you don't get no hoes.
Alex: (to Clarence) HELL YEAH!
Ex 2
Girl 1: Damn! Is that a Clarence?
Girl 2: Are you Blind?!!? Don't say that name, it's gross. That's a Jacmel! Too fucking smexy!
Girl 1: Ah, sorry girl... I could go for an Alex though....
Clarence: (to alex) PICK IT UP!!! GET OUT!! (Autistic Screech)
Jacmel: (to Clarence) This is why. I am the smexy god. And you don't get no hoes.
Alex: (to Clarence) HELL YEAH!
Ex 2
Girl 1: Damn! Is that a Clarence?
Girl 2: Are you Blind?!!? Don't say that name, it's gross. That's a Jacmel! Too fucking smexy!
Girl 1: Ah, sorry girl... I could go for an Alex though....
by McmanlyWoman February 10, 2018
by aestheticmelanie April 2, 2017
Hey did you get your fantasy football trophy back from Clarence?
Nah he’s too lazy to deliver it.
Bummer. But that’s a typical Clarence for ya.
Nah he’s too lazy to deliver it.
Bummer. But that’s a typical Clarence for ya.
by Commissioner Goodell December 26, 2018
Clarence is a fuckin ugly and gross almond and soap smelling cunt. He is a tiny little saltarna headed prick. He buys $1.00 scratchy's for $50 he then always wins and gives the money to the ophens. Clarence is immortal and he heals really quick so he is a great punching bag.
"Clarence ya FUCKEN..."
"All these mean words are making my skin swore"
"All i wanted to do was be your friend!"
"oh god help me no"
"i found poo in your mail box"
"All these mean words are making my skin swore"
"All i wanted to do was be your friend!"
"oh god help me no"
"i found poo in your mail box"
by BJHOYLE November 27, 2019
A legendary saxophonist who died on june, 18th 2011 due to a stroke. Clarence is most known for playing with Bruce Springsteen's E Street Band but also has played with Lady Gaga, Temple of Soul and Jackson Browne to name a few.
R.I.P Clarence, you will never be forgotten.
R.I.P Clarence, you will never be forgotten.
I saw Bruce 'n' the band in Stockholm 2 years ago and they played Jungleland! Clarence Clemons nailed the solo perfect!
by eStreeter93 June 20, 2011
The main character in The Big Lez Show, all the other shitty characters hate him but we know they are just jealous of his godly voice, stars in "Ahow" Season 3 Episode 3. He is the most gorgeous thing in the world and I love him. He is famous for his was of pronouncing words and his dry humour which i adore
Clarence Claymore: "The tree is so higher, than, so so hooven"
Clarence: "No sassy, sassy no, don't smoke it, it's for the ophans"
Clarence: "If I can make other people heppy, I'll be heppy"
Clarence: "ow my skin"
Clarence: "Those brutal words hurt my skin"
Clarence: "That hurt my nervous system"
Clarence: "No sassy, sassy no, don't smoke it, it's for the ophans"
Clarence: "If I can make other people heppy, I'll be heppy"
Clarence: "ow my skin"
Clarence: "Those brutal words hurt my skin"
Clarence: "That hurt my nervous system"
by my loose bumhole June 17, 2020
Swag. Someone who is swaggie and knows how to dress, talk, eat, and walk like a swaggie.
People who goes near Clarence Fung will catch his swag and become a swagmasta like him.
#swaggieyolo
#yoloswaggie
#clarrenceswag
People who goes near Clarence Fung will catch his swag and become a swagmasta like him.
#swaggieyolo
#yoloswaggie
#clarrenceswag
Aubrey: YOOO DO YOU SEE THAT GUY?
Simon: The guy walking like a swag?
Aubrey: YEAHH MANN. HE'S SOO SWAGGEDD OUTT.
Simon: Oh, that's Clarence Fung
Simon: The guy walking like a swag?
Aubrey: YEAHH MANN. HE'S SOO SWAGGEDD OUTT.
Simon: Oh, that's Clarence Fung
by neyneypig June 14, 2013