chip the keeper

a term commonly used in soccer, this term also refers to an underground sexual fetish that is one of many to employ varying degrees/types of sexual acts involving snack food (Doritos, Fritos, etc.), the most popular of which - in this particular ftish act - are "Lay's Rippled Potato Chips." Often, a "Chip Fetishist" - or Chipisht, as they call themselves - will crumble Lay's Potato Chip products over the body of one's lover and the two people will proceed to rub their bodies together until their skin reaches an optimal oily texture. The secreted scent of the Lay's Potato Chip is considered an aphrodisiac by Chipishts. This particular action is called 'chipping the keeper.'

Tonight, babe, we should chip the keeper. You bring the Lay's, I'll bring the dip.

by kdawg April 10, 2003

The White Chip

The white chip is a term to describe the phenomenon where a set of Eurocentric and "white" ideals are implanted using brainwashing and social conditioning into non-white brains the moment they are born.. This includes:

* Imagery from as early as cartoons to sitcoms to movies portraying white = good, dark = bad

* Derogatory insults again dark skin and non white people

* The idea that dark skin needs to be lightened by whitening creams or photoshop

* Dark skinned races rewarding their people for looking, acting, or thinking "white"

* The brainwashing technique used in advertising in non white countries, which states that one cannot find a spouse or decent job without being "fair"

* Hating oneself for having dark skin or non-European features

It is up to the non-white person to locate the white chip and take it out before they follow its instructions and self detonate

The White Chip manifests itself through:

-Babies being judged by their "fairness" in non white races
-Fair and lovely whitening creams
-Indians having a hard time finding a spouse because of their skin color
-dark skinned people worshipping whites at every possible chance. Dark skinned men idolizing blondes or "Aryan" people
-Gandhi- the most popular figure in Indian history was a big time self hating racist.

I'm sure you can come up with an infinite number of examples where dark skinned people hate themselves and bring other dark skinned people down

by bubba666 January 23, 2011

Chip the Dip

(1) Dropping a chip in any sort of dip; e.g. Salsa or Onion Dip.
(2) Breaking a chip, usually by accident, into any sort of dip.

Her chip fell into the barbecue sauce. "Sally, did you just chip the dip?" "Yeah, sorry, I didn't mean to."

by tenaciousdalalala July 23, 2009

The CMU Chip-Dip

A Mount Pleasant classic where some desperate freshman rims your cornhole at a tailgate party behind Kelly/Shorts Stadium — while you’re bent over a cooler full of Natty Light — leaving your balloon knot looking like French onion dip after finals week.

“Swear to God, Dylan got the CMU Chip-Dip during Homecoming. One second he’s shotgunning a Busch, next second some sorority chick’s got him spread wider than Mission Street potholes, tossing his salad.”

by Franqky24 June 17, 2025

a chip off the old block

Means you are exactly like your parent(s) or older sibling or gaurdian

The man's son was a chip off the old block. With the same dark hair and blue eyes.

by juju121699 October 2, 2013

chip off the old block

a person much like his or her parent in appearance or characteristics

Party animal JACK Osbourne was a chip off the old block at Pangaea Monday night.

by Alexson August 4, 2014

biggest chip in the bag

A person who thinks they're the shit and that they're much better than everyone else

Damn you hear neha talking over there like she's the biggest chip in the bag??

by Khamrhin08 July 21, 2017