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the birds and the bees

slang term used often by parents to explain sex. the bee is the male becuase of his stinger (being the males penis) and the bird is the woman getting stung (or fucked).
I told Sarah today about the birds and the bees. But she still dosnt understand sex.
by Sex Ed. Teacher October 7, 2003
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The Birds and The Bees

A kid-friendly way to explain the concept of sexual intercourse. In earlier times, people were embarassed to let alone tell children about sex. With newfound knowledge, they use Mother Nature to explain, so kids know that it is less creepy from the get go.
EVERYONE READING THIS. Watch Carpet Diem (an episode of Gravity Falls). It has a Birds and Bees talk in it, and it is one of the most funniest scenes of any show EVER! Another one on that list has to be an episode of Samurai Champloo, called Bogus Booty. You should watch that too.

As you can probably tell, I watch a LOT of Anime, so there are many more scenes from them in the previously mentioned list.

Bob: Ever hear of The Birds and The Bees?
by K- Eazy September 8, 2015
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Zomg the birds are dying

Saying said first by youtube "star" emogirl in one of her videos. Now used all the time as a form of "OMG!" only more not as used.
(After looking at a math test in which you've gotten an A) ZOMG THE BIRDS ARE DYING! I thought I would fail this test.
by xrawrx July 30, 2009
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The Birds and The Bees

used as a way of easy parenting. if you are using it, you are either:

a stressed middle-aged parent explaining it to your 10 year old

a scientist who studies both bees and birds and have created a formula or something about the bees and the birds (the animals not the sex)

In other words, it should be avoided.
1. dad: son, lets have a talk about... uhh... the bees and the birds.
son: oh ok. *drat, its time 4 the puberty talk*

2. Scientist: I have created a situation to all of our environment problems! And I have stored it all on this paper! *holds up paper* Ahem.... 'The birds and the bees...'
other scientists: *grabs paper and tears it up* SHHH bruv! we don't wanna here that crap!
by REB7293_2223hfje November 2, 2020
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the birds are chirping

Means that the thots are already blowing up phones being thirsty
Goodmorning to you. The birds are chirping.
by PrincessNINI March 4, 2015
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the birds and the bees

How parents explain interspecies relations to little children in a non-frightening way. Especially important to let the young understand the danger of unwanted pregnancy in same-species sex.
Little Johnny's interested in girls, we better tell him about the birds and the bees so he understands why we shag sheep.
by calandale November 17, 2014
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The Bards Law

A "Dungeons and Dragons" Law the states

1: It doesn't matter who or what you are. You WILL be fucked!
2: If it can be fucked it WILL be fucked!
DM: you all enter the chamber and you see dragon sleeping on a

Bard: I would like to invoke The Bards Law.
Everyone: *Facepalm*
by DShipReck November 8, 2021
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