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bird in the hand is worth two in the bush

When searching for a better job, remember A bird in the hand... .
by VAKI5 May 9, 2005
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push push in the bush

The male action while partaking in intercourse.
Last night, I enjoyed a little push push in the bush with that girl in my Chem class.
by TRS October 14, 2005
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chuck that shit in the bush

A phrase giving expression to objection, disgust or defiance in response to an act or statement.
Statement: "A cop gave me a speeding ticket the other day"
Response, "Chuck that shit in the bush"
by Cameron Reynolds May 26, 2006
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Beat around the bush

When you have such copious amounts of pubic hair, that you have to reach around your bush to pull your monkey, causing an inconvenient delay.
Big Easy: Yo bro, my wife won’t let me smash so I’ve had to tug on my rope lately. It’s also no shave November, so I’ve had to beat around the bush.

Tyrant: When you say beating around the bush, you mean like delaying the shaving of your man shrubs?

Big Easy: No I literally have to beat around my bush. I got more hair down there than Rapunzel.

Tyrant: Sounds like a hairy situation.
by Stoney69 November 30, 2019
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Snow Plowing In the Bush

1. The act of consuming cocaine that has been placed on/in a female's vagina. To make it a true SPIB, the female must hail from Alaska and/or the act must occur while in the state of Alaska.
2. Taking a snow plowing vehicle into the bush, AKA the Alaskan Wilderness.
1. "Me and Johnny met Sarah last night and went for a travel in the Bush. Johnny thought it be a grand idea to go ahead and go SNOW PLOWING IN THE BUSH."
2. "I took my Ford up north, put on my plow, and went SNOW PLOWING IN THE BUSH."
by Sean M Weed May 15, 2006
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Sneak through the bush

Sorry, I'm late. On my way out the door this morning I had to sneak through the bush.
by swampdonkey - JMP March 25, 2009
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Wank in the Bush

When you have an awkward boner and cannot keep it in your pants any longer and there isn't a bathroom near by, so you whip it out and pretend you're taking a piss but secretly wank in the bush.
Dan: "Liam mate are you having a wank in the bush?"
Liam: "Na mate just taking a piss, being holding it in all day!"
by professor oi oi July 29, 2016
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