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The Bruce

To loudly point and proclaim that object does not live there, while speaking in a voice similar to Mr.Mackey, finished a slow mmm'kay.
"Hey", as the pointed at the box, "that does not live there, mmm'kay."

"I wish he wouldn't do the bruce to us, its getting annoying."
by Brucestopher August 8, 2024
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Bruce the Bug

An Ozil-looking virgin that typically lives in a gyro flat in Dundee. Most of the time, Bruce the Bug's can be seen begging their friends to chip in for a bit of marijuana. Their typical sentences are: "I'm so fried" or "Wisen up, mate"
"Look at Bruce the Bug! He's zombied on the couch once again!"
Someone in Dundee: "There he is, that 5'4 boy wearing the bague Gymshark jumper, that's Bruce the Bug"
by Junky_Mark September 26, 2020
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Bruce the Moose

A shot consisting of tequila and Hot Damn. After one takes this shot, it is required to put your hands up like antlers on your head.
Who wants a Bruce the Moose? I'm buying.
by Chucky Diesel February 7, 2010
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Bruce the Goose

Bruce is a Canadian goose, named by the students of Illinois State University. Depending on who you ask, Bruce has been

a. Harassing the students of ISU over his local nest made with his wife Lucy, which cannot be removed due to Federal Law
b. Protecting the students from evil outside forces.
c. Replaced by another violent goose who is not really the kind Bruce the students know & love

There has been fan art, goose merch, memes and more made of Bruce the Goose, and he is a campus celebrity.
"Bruce the Goose was surrounded by police today to stop students from picking fights with him"
by BillNyeGetsMeCrunk April 17, 2019
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bruce the bus driver

Bruce the bus driver is an evil man he loves little children and loves sucking lily pops he will chew on your toes and eat sloppy hamburgers
by Boy on the bus March 7, 2017
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brine the bird

delivering a particularly appropriate or skillful finger-extending gesture
After an idiot driver stopped short in front of him, Scott used one hand to steer the car into the other lane and the other to brine the bird at the other driver.
by HuertDog April 4, 2009
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Brine the trout

When a live trout is inserted into the vagina to naturally brine while writhing to its death and pleasuring the recipient.

Added bonus: Trout tail tickle- as the above trout is writhing, one's lesbian lover grinds against the tail for a special tickle.
After the fishing trip, Joanna wanted to brine the trout and its flapping tail titilated Leslie's twat.
by the medium easy December 7, 2009
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