Blendering

The act of eating and spitting out food while having sex. Creating a blender like environment.
"OH MY GOD! Blendering was so awesome last night! I still have nachos in my hair..."
person 2: "Gross"
camera man: ;)
by TeacherBigRed!;) March 24, 2012
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A woman who can perform oral sex like a blender.
by Richard Black December 30, 2003
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A euphemism for sex, used a bit in a popular thread on the MegaTokyo messageboards by BozoCat, in the thread MT:tC of ph34r and b33r. Typically, BozoCat's character in the thread(which is a forum RPG), Nicholas, has used it a bit.
Sayt: "So, have you uh... Blender... With her yet?"

MS: "wait, WHAT?"

Sayt: "never mind."
by MS-9600UDLS May 22, 2009
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"Man, were you there at the blender last night?!
"Naah, I was sick. How was it??"
"Dude, it was SICK. there were like 12 people there!"
"I can't believe i missed it!"
by _jeeeeeeny October 24, 2008
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A Blender is the act of ramming one's fist up an asshole and twisting it around numerous times. Often creates a large amount of residue of various liquids and organ remains.
Me: "Dude, I just gave a chick a blender!"

Jeff: "Oh, that explains the smell and stains."
by RAMMNATION December 30, 2009
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Two men stand front to front and perform the helicopter without using hands (hips and legs only). It is important that the penises are flaccid and never touch. Otherwise, it's gay.
A blender is when two men helicopter each other without touching their flaccid penises. If they touch, one of them has to die.
by dmnyd$ December 28, 2010
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An analogical term used to reference a symbolic "blender" that contains multiple "fruits". The "blender" symbolizes a theoretical pool of love while the fruits represent a person's multiple (or singular) love interests. The blender is a mixture of the different love-interests, whether they be real love or simply a vague attraction/crush, that a person might have. Often used when describing a complicated or frustrated love-life.
1. Who's in your blender?

2. I have several different fruits in my blender.

3. Elaine, Patricia, Jean, and Sarah were all in Dan's blender.

4. Girl: I have a pineapple, a mango, and a banana in my blender.
Friend: Oh really? Who's who?
Girl: The pineapple is Joe, the mango is Nolan, and the banana is Marcos.
by ThatDizzyLizzie December 21, 2008
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