Blender

A non sexual object, if someone says you have a kink for blenders they aren't being honest.

Grab the blender, you want a smoothie bro?

by not not not benjamin December 28, 2021

Blender

A woman who can perform oral sex like a blender.

I had a blender last night

by Richard Black December 30, 2003

Blender

A euphemism for sex, used a bit in a popular thread on the MegaTokyo messageboards by BozoCat, in the thread MT:tC of ph34r and b33r. Typically, BozoCat's character in the thread(which is a forum RPG), Nicholas, has used it a bit.

Sayt: "So, have you uh... Blender... With her yet?"

MS: "wait, WHAT?"

Sayt: "never mind."

by MS-9600UDLS May 21, 2009

blender

group sex

"Man, were you there at the blender last night?!
"Naah, I was sick. How was it??"
"Dude, it was SICK. there were like 12 people there!"
"I can't believe i missed it!"

by _jeeeeeeny March 29, 2009

Blender

A Blender is the act of ramming one's fist up an asshole and twisting it around numerous times. Often creates a large amount of residue of various liquids and organ remains.

Me: "Dude, I just gave a chick a blender!"

Jeff: "Oh, that explains the smell and stains."

by RAMMNATION December 30, 2009

blender

Two men stand front to front and perform the helicopter without using hands (hips and legs only). It is important that the penises are flaccid and never touch. Otherwise, it's gay.

A blender is when two men helicopter each other without touching their flaccid penises. If they touch, one of them has to die.

by dmnyd$ December 28, 2010

Blender

An analogical term used to reference a symbolic "blender" that contains multiple "fruits". The "blender" symbolizes a theoretical pool of love while the fruits represent a person's multiple (or singular) love interests. The blender is a mixture of the different love-interests, whether they be real love or simply a vague attraction/crush, that a person might have. Often used when describing a complicated or frustrated love-life.

1. Who's in your blender?

2. I have several different fruits in my blender.

3. Elaine, Patricia, Jean, and Sarah were all in Dan's blender.

4. Girl: I have a pineapple, a mango, and a banana in my blender.
Friend: Oh really? Who's who?
Girl: The pineapple is Joe, the mango is Nolan, and the banana is Marcos.

by ThatDizzyLizzie December 22, 2008