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Blastoising

When you set fire to the pubic hair around the female genitilia and then extinguish the fire using only cum.
We tried blastoising and half of her vagina is burnt off.
by MisterF15ter May 21, 2018
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Blastoise King

Homosexual, a slur used to someone who is an idiot and should shut up.
by Blastoise King April 19, 2006
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Blastoise, it's party time

The lyric that should have been on the terrible song, B.Y.O.B, by System of a Down (Syndrome).
You: Blastoise, It's party time!
Blastoise: YEAH11!! AND WE DON'T LIVE IN A FASCIST NATION!
by Ballin Colin July 1, 2011
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Blastoise

To forget proper etiquette when overcome with interest in or admiration for a new technology. Understood to be at best a faux pas, at worst a sin. Of Victorian origin.
To blastoise is to blaspheme, gentlemen, against good Mother Nature, and against your humanity.
by Dhakian April 8, 2016
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blastoiseing

the opposite of charazarding throwing water on a person during tea time
he was blastoiseing all day
by slimeking280 August 10, 2024
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Blastoise

The act of having wild vigorous sex while blasting sex music and timing your orgasm with the point the the music hits the highest note and screaming out the loudest moan that has ever been moaned.
Ah ah ah ah ahhhhhhhh blastoise baby!!!!!!”

“Dude the couple upstairs were doing that blastoise thing again, it woke me up at 4 in the morning
by Ash Ketch-Cum October 11, 2018
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Blastoising

Blastoising is when a person hangs their dick over their shoulder and blasts the other person with their spunk
I heard Jenny and Keith were blastoising yesterday
by anonymous December 19, 2020
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