texture monkey

someone, usually a woman, who tends to dress in a tacky way,without taking notice to how badly she looks, i.e; someone wearing fuschia vinyl pants with a tweed jacket and silk blouse is a texture monkey.

"Oh my god, look at that trailor trash texture monkey!"
"She is where pleather goes to die."
"Tammy faye is such a texture monkey!"

by rachellllll November 22, 2005

Texturization

Texting someone.

Make sue you hit me up with some texturization laterz, innit?!

by WO-CREW January 20, 2017

Texture

Aging. Savvy .
She's got a little texture going on around her eyes and cheeks

That's a little more texture than you're used to dating.

by PegszEggs November 21, 2017

Texture

something with a mild scent, feel, hear, thought, taste, sea, rub, caress, sleet

Did u see the texture on that frog?

That guy was walking with so much texture?

I like ze texture.

by Shmackmenbois June 3, 2018

Textured Vagina

Cool or superior. Opposite of smooth vagina. Also simply referred to as "textured"

I had a great time at the show. It was textured vagina as fuck

by Hokiepharm January 7, 2021

texture09

Man with huge cock

Is that texture09, wow. He gets bare gyal

by goddamnsauseee May 25, 2021

Texturistic

A thing that has many different textures or has an overwhelming texture

That sponge is texturistic

by Randomwordmaker31 September 5, 2021