texties

Refers to people who don't have the balls to tell you something face to face so they text you instead.

People are considered texties when they break up with significant others via text and not in person.

by teezy22 October 6, 2009

Texticles

Text messages sent inadvertently by ones testicles when the phone is, for example in ones pocket, while walking.

Oh great, more texticles from John. He needs to have himself neutered.

by Dan Linnaeus November 27, 2012

Textilepsy

When your phone is on vibrate and it goes off when there is no message or you have a lot of texts coming in at any given time.

My phone has textilepsy, it's vibrating more than a dildo having a seizure!

by Lila Tourenette December 12, 2010

texticals

The suggested size of someone's penis, usually mentioned in IMs.

"lol, he's such a dork, but he's got huge texticals"

by t0xxic September 18, 2007

Texticles

The act of sending your testicles to a friend in a picture message.

"Molly, did I show you Shaun's texticles?! they were gigantic!!"

by The wise man123 March 8, 2009

Texticles

Noun; used to describe a guy who doesn't have the balls to talk to a girl in person, and so texts her instead.

Michael doesn't have the balls to talk to the girl he likes? He's got some serious texticles.

by iBritz October 27, 2010

Texticles

1. Someone with Texticles is a person who is unable to express their anger through physical violence, and instead expresses their emotions through the text-based medium of the internet, usually in the form of aggressive text which they would not be able to back-up in real life.

2. A person with Texticles is generally identified by unneccessary rage in ther written communication.

1. _____ threatend to kick _____'s butt via text. Therefore _____ has big Texticles.
2. _____ has such big Texticles while on the internet.

by Huntoholic January 3, 2015