Text Stinge

A mobile phone miser. A person that texts you, but never texts back to your reply, no matter how entertaining your reply may be. They might also call you, but should you miss this call, do not expect a second call, you are dealing with a scrooge after all.

ArtsyFartsyGirl: "I take pictures of stuff and drink wheatgrass."

Mr.Sexy: "You are one strange bratlington! What are you up to later?"
No reply
Mr Sexy: "You are a major Text Stinge!"

by JayMcee June 16, 2010

text regret

the sending of a text and immediately regretting that you ever wrote the text in the first place.

I can't think of an example. text regret

by Blanco0o0o0o0 October 16, 2008

Text lane

The right or "slow" lane of a road having two or more lanes of travel in the same direction. Drivers who retreat to the text lane to send and receive texts and email can often be seen hugging the solid white line, drifting into the adjacent lane or onto the shoulder then swerving back into the text lane and traveling much slower than the rest of traffic.

First guy: "Dude. What took you guys so long to get here?"

Second guy: "Jeff was having a text fight with Trudy about what she did on her girls' night out so he was driving the whole way over in the text lane."

by Reubendaley December 15, 2011

text lesbian

A 'text lesbian' is a male who poses as a lesbian in chat rooms, ostensibly for the purpose of snuggling up to chicks. The male necessarily remains in 'text' because to voice would give up the game.

I am a bit concerned about Gonzo... the bastard's losin' his balls and is becoming like a total weasel. I caught him posing as a text lesbian in Tattooed Biker Sluts yesterday.

by Mo Dixley August 5, 2005

text-killer

Phrases and words such as "lol yeah" and "haha ok" that are guaranteed to kill any text conversation.

"r u coming 2 the prty 2nite?"
"no i cant cuz i hav 2 go 2 a family reunion"
"haha ok"
"way to use a text-killer... now wat do i say?"

by happyfish May 30, 2009

text offender

someone who text's a lot and whose messages are mostly unwarranted or unwanted.

i get so excited when my phone rings cuz i think she's texting me, but then i see it's kek asking me something stupid and getting my hopes up. kek is such a text offender

by fruitermelon October 24, 2008

text for your header

When a game is so fun and made with such quality that words cannot describe it. This phrase comes from horribly made Instagram ads.

“Have you played the new Pokémon game?”

“Yeah, dude, it’s so text for your header!”

by A person yo June 1, 2019