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Just pushing the stupidity meter of definitions that UD will publish. If by chance this gets published, and you're unfortunate enough to stumble upon this while looking for an actual definition, move on, my child.
Testing... by cinimodde October 7, 2018
Testing spray patterns
The act of fooling around and not doing your job. More specifically, the act of writing, or spraying, the numbers 40 on a wall in an undeniable reference to a 40 rock of cocaine. It's mostly used as an excuse for not doing your work.
Person 1 "Are you slacking off again?"
Person 2 "Nah man, I'm testing spray patterns!"
OR
Person 1 "Why are you writing 40 everywhere?"
Person 2 "I was just testing spray patterns."
Person 2 "Nah man, I'm testing spray patterns!"
OR
Person 1 "Why are you writing 40 everywhere?"
Person 2 "I was just testing spray patterns."
Testing spray patterns by Kurzawa June 16, 2011
Testing the tires
This is a term that me and my friends refer to when asking if someone has shit stains in their underwear. These are not the lightly browned streaks, but the heavy streaks that look as if someone was using the underwear to help heat up their racing tires at the track.
Damn dude!
You are never going to get laid when you are always testing the tires.
Shit! Please learn to wipe your ass!
You are never going to get laid when you are always testing the tires.
Shit! Please learn to wipe your ass!
Testing the tires by Wun Hung Lo January 11, 2006
Testing the Gay Waters
The way a gay friend might very slowly introduce the idea that he would like to see if he can convert you.
Man 1: Last night I was talking to one of my buddies online and he told me in the middle of the conversation the he just finished masturbating.
Man 2: Dude I think he was Testing the Gay Waters.
Man 2: Dude I think he was Testing the Gay Waters.
Testing the Gay Waters by I got you back September 20, 2009
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testing waters by J.x3 May 3, 2012