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test scores vs. bra-size

A, B, C, D, E, or F --- can you tell a girl's high-school report-card grade by da cup-size of her "upstairs undergarment"? Are gals with bigger boobs often less intellectually-capable? Dunno. But maybe da chicks with da smaller fun-bubbles hafta be smarter in order to get ahead in da financial world, 'cuz they don't get so many guys who are willing to spend money on them just to be allowed "touchy-feely" privileges!
his whole "test scores vs. bra-size" thing puzzles me... if da size of a woman's boobs are in direct inverse proportion to her intelligence, why do gals wif huge chests get da lion's share of da gifts and attention from neighborhood guys, and lustful employers choose to hire Dolly Partons over flatter-chested chicks???
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Test subject A 

Reference to someone somewhat maniacal in behavior. Someone who acts as if they are out of a Government testing facility.
He's being as crazy as Test subject A!
Test subject A by Test subject A November 3, 2010

test shooter 

When someone decides to shoot up the school to get out of taking final exams.
I'm not going to pass these exams wheres a test shooter when we need one.
test shooter by Lil Grail May 28, 2018

Test Subject 37 

Scientist: oh no, it can't be yo-you died you can't be here!
Test Subject 37: *walking noises*
Scientist: NOOOOOO!

Test Stream 

An OG stream of NZ streamer XLord_D aka. Hottest Man on Twitch
"I'm thinking of going back to doing test streams!"
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"GOD DAMN IT ARI, YOU FAKE FAN!"
Test Stream by NotAriTVG July 7, 2024

test tube sisters 

Sisters by heart. Best friends who are so alike it is like they were created in a test tube. (Brave new world)
Omg we are basically the same person!
-we are like test tube sisters
test tube sisters by Bæ17 February 20, 2015

test my salad 

1. testing the viability of individual leaves of salad greens or baby spinach when picking through the container. You know that the greens are almost spoiled because of the smell, but you can tell that most of the leaves are OK. So you pick through and try to remove just the slimy, decaying pieces.

2. bending over in front of a mirror and checking out your own business end
Thank you for coming over while I cook you dinner. Pardon me while I test my salad.
test my salad by Ae5Ea8 July 25, 2015