Tessia

A derivative of the first name Tess, which means "the harvester."

Pronunciation: Tesh-uh (common) -or- Tess-E-uh (rare)

(Not to be confused with Teesh-uh, Tasha, Tessie, Tessa, Tesseract, Tesla, Hey You, .........or even Jessica.)

-noun, adjective, or adverb
(1) It is most frequently used as a hybrid definition to describe a person or idea that evades categorical definition in a similar way that the name evades traditional attempts at pronunciation. The effect of a Tessia is often refreshing or liberating.

-noun
(1) It can also be used to identify a person named Tess who possesses qualities either described by words ending ending in -ia or by concepts denoted by the acronym 'IA', such as 'Interior Architect.'

Ex. 1
Jen: This place has punk decor and a hippie vibe but plays blues music. WTF?
Zoe: It's very Tessia.
Jen: Yeah, how wild! Let's chill.

Ex. 2
Person1: Hey everyone, Tess from Internal Affairs is here!
Person2: It's Tessia! Clean that coke up off your desk!

by Zoenacious February 24, 2010

testical shitting rectal wart

Some who is being intolerable or annoying

Why do you have to be such a testical shitting rectal wart!

by Fatty Pedro 2 th MaXXX June 20, 2006

tesscakes

sponges grown in Namibia used to brush one's hair AND teeth- very practical for natives! don't cost a thing.

Ubajawamba tried to rip us off by selling us some tesscakes, but we knew we could go pick some off the nearby Tesselberry tree.

by cheese cake August 16, 2006

testicake

a testicle that has been smashed into the shape and thickness of a pancake by force

You hit me in the fucking balls with a dodgeball. Now my right nut is a testicake.

by Jim Laird January 12, 2006

testicalls

similar to a booty call, but the female (or homosexual male) does the calling.

unfortunately there has never been any record examples of testicalls in all of history :'(

by Zomar October 2, 2007

testical diddler

1. Referring to a masterbating male.

2. Referring to a homosexual male.

3. Referring to a homeless man named Richard, who can't get any pussy.

a. "Little Johnny is going through puberty, now we have to watch for him in the bathroom. He's a testical diddler."

b. "Look at those testical diddlers!"

c. "I lost my job, what if I become a testical diddler?!"

by big anna January 1, 2010

Testicas

For when you really want to use the word "Testicles" in a shit talking statement (or any general statement)...but realize as a female you dont have any!

Denae should get the perks because she had the Testicas to ask first.....
He's such a pussy, his girlfriend has bigger testicas then he does...

by ChelseaAnn October 9, 2010