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Teoing

Similar to Tebowing, Teoing is posing with your arm around your imaginary girlfriend's shoulder, just like Manti Te'o did many a lone night by himself (with a large Samoan man on the other end of the internets).
When I ordered dinner for two and had a conversation with the empty seat next to me, people thought I was insane. Truth is, I was just Teoing
by ccccchris January 18, 2013
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Alan Turing

On July 9th 1941, Alan Turing and his team cracked the the German Enigma code. This reduced the possibility of the war lasting a further 2 to 4 years. However, this war hero was later sentenced and charged with "indecency" on March 31st, 1952. He chose to undergo hormonal physical changes, also referred to as Chemical Castration, instead of imprisonment. The course lasted 1 Year and ended in 1953.
On the 7th June 1954, Alan Turing died and was found by his house keeper, the cause of death was Cyanide Poisoning. This is where wide-spread controversy comes in. People claim he killed himself due to his hormonal therapy, but he finished this over a year ago. It is also said that Turing had reportedly 'Borne' his treatment and legal setbacks and shown no signs of despondency prior to his death.land left no suicide note. Others claim it was accidental. He was carrying out an experiment where he was using Cyanide. In the autopsy, findings were more consistent with inhalation rather than ingestion. He was also known to eat an apple before bed and leave it half eaten on some occasions, him being found dead being on of the times it was left half eaten. So, he could've ingested some, but he had more intake via inhalation to the point where it became fatal.

However, his legacy continues even now and each day we use what he helped develop and that is a 'Computer' Turing helped lay the groundwork for modern computing and artificial intelligence, these are also known as 'Turing Machines'.
Person A: Wow! It was amazing how we were able to win so many battles, we had great, strong armies!

Person B: Yes, but did you know none of that would've been possible without a man named Alan Turing cracking the German Enigma Code?

Person A: Who?
Person B: Are you paying attention? Good. If you are not listening carefully, you will miss things.
by Wiccan June 6, 2021
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turing-complete

A programming language or programmable device that has the computational power equivalent to a Turing Machine.
A programmable device or programming language that is turing-complete can perform any calculation that any other programmable device or programming language is able to.
Nerd1: Leeroy is such a moron.
Nerd2: Yeah, hes not even turing-complete.
Both: Hehehe *snort*
by vaxt February 1, 2006
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Terin

Sexy motorcycle-riding prince charming who shows up in your life unexpectedly in a bar but turns out to be a solid, upstanding Christian gentleman. Cares deeply about his future and the world and works on oul rigs getting ripped while also exercising his brain muscle in the classroom, working on his engineering degree. Is totally down for anything, from typical Starbucks coffee dates to soaking wet impromptu trips to the laundromat. Waits for what is good and makes promises with pearls.
Girl 1: Hey, girl 2, where did you get those pearls?

Girl 2: Oh, Terin just gave them to me as a symbol of his deep and honest, loving and true commitment to what we could be someday if it is in the good Lord's plan for our lives.
by lil' meg December 10, 2011
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Tringe

Cross between Tremble and Cringe. When something makes you tremble and cringe at the same time, you tringe.
"Lord, I hate to hear a fly buzzing. Makes me tringe."
by Amber Da Pickle Unicorn August 17, 2016
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Toring

The act of a male giving a deep tissue massage to another male un-expectingly. The male giving the massage then asks how the other male's day is going, small talk, etc. The massaged male then utters a series of grunts and moans.
Dude, look at Ed toring Richard. What a big gay!
by rabbitpuncher April 8, 2011
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Tearing down some fence

Cory: What did you do this weekend, man?
Lewis: Man! My girl and I were tearing down some fence!
Cory: Sweet!
by CorysGro January 17, 2009
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