tellymuppet

Somebody who watches TV broadcasts of football matches (as opposed to attending matches) whilst pretending to be a team supporter.

The pub was rammed with tellymuppets watching the Man U game.

by alexj10 April 30, 2014

tellmer

the watery shit on top of the ketchup before you shake it up

don't forget to shake the ketchup! you don't want the tellmer!

by wrightFNAF February 8, 2017

Tellemen

Tellemen is the act of giving out free papers to homeless people, mostly seen in south america

guy1: Did you see Bobbie yesterday? he Tellemen'd all of the guys at the gas station
guy2:ok

by Shovingkowing April 16, 2018

Telums

Telums is an abbreviation for Telegram University of Medical sciences.
the founder of TelUMS is called " Riyasate mohtaram "

join TelUMS and enjoy

by DrTelUMS August 16, 2018

tellmeyournamebts

The best bts stan also the best hobi stan

Tellmeyournamebts is the best hobi stan.

by Tellmeyournamebts July 14, 2021

tellurate

a synonym for 'tollt' and 'teluwa'

why are you watching tellurate sex

by darbzen February 6, 2022

tellup

British slang word for pretty girl

"Alright this girl lookin tellup fam"

by CherryBombOnYje January 7, 2022