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Telferwitz

Acting extremely stingy and selfish, specially concerning money
Stop being a Telferwitz and chip in for beer.
by Gus's hot dog February 12, 2009
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teller smeller

To expel gas into the carrier at a bank's drive-through teller station, sending the noxious odor into the bank with your transaction.
Send a teller smeller with that deposit you're making!!
by Daddysxj September 29, 2010
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Teller-About

A word used to describe someone who lets out a secret or promise, breaking the persons trust during the process.

(this word was used against my brother from my 8 year old sister, when my brother snooped in her diary and let out one of her secrets during dinner).
Alessio: "Sometimes I pretend to sleep on the couch..."
Sienna: Why'd you read it? You're such a teller-about!
Alessio: *laughs*
by sherloidbeckyg October 12, 2017
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Teller

The silent half of the Penn & Teller duo.

He was born Raymond Joseph Teller and legally changed his name to just "Teller". He is a mute magician who has worked with Penn Jillette for most of his life. He's been in shows such as "Penn & Teller: Bullshit!" and "Penn & Teller Tell a Lie." Teller performs six days a week at the Rio All Suite Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas.
Hi I'm Penn and this is my partner Teller. In tonight's episode of Bullshit...
by Aeronautica January 9, 2013
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teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted

Is a phrase that has become popular after somebody posted on MLIA (mylifeisaverage.com) about translating the phrase "Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire!" to French and back again, and coming up with "Teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted"
Billy: Today I rode a Unicorn
Some Other Guy: Teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted
by Somebody_Else October 26, 2009
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fortune teller

A con-man who TELLS you b**ls**t advice/predictions and charges a FORTUNE for said "divine rvelations"/
Harry Houdini had little patience or respect for so-called fortune tellers, and he was able to expose the vast majority of them as nothing but frauds and humbugs.
by QuacksO March 29, 2019
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telford

a town with a average of 150 thousand people living there in the west midlands of england. many newspaper reports called it the chav capital of the world but there is hundreds of emos around aswell outside the telford courts. a very up-coming town that is always being developed every day. if you walk through certain parts of the town like woodside, randlay, dawley, malinslee and many more and look the wron way at a bunch of chavs you are likley to get stabbed!!
i hate telford its like the chav capital of the world!
by philly willy January 8, 2007
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