telemarketer

The official newspaper for the Teletubbies.Released every Sunday.

Lala would you please go to the 7Eleven and pick me up a copy of "The Telemarketer", i want to check how my investments are doing

by Danos October 4, 2004

Telemarketer

Poker Term: A player who calls everyone.

"This guy plays EVERY HAND! Hes a fuckin' telemarketer.. He calls EVERYONE!

by Ianuzzi June 29, 2007

Pissing of telemarketers

How to get rid of telemarketers while having a good laugh!

Hello are you interested in buying condoms
YES!
Ok do you have a credit card
YES!
Can i have your credit card number?
YES!
ok what is it?
YES!
This happens and thus its also pissing of telemarketers
IS this a joke
YES!
Are you an idiot??
*Chuckle* *chuckle* YES!!!!!!!
TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

by The asshole troll September 5, 2011

telemarketer

An under educated unmotivated group of millions that mantain civil obligations,just like the rest of you dirty sanchez's getting off the jersey turnpike.

I'm following up on a mail piece we recently sent you.

by shawn May 4, 2004

telemarket

To unwittingly make obvious and sometimes announced actions or intentions in video games, sports, etc.; a misnomer of telegraph definition 2.

When you spaz out like that, you totally telemarket your next move.

by Vulpes Mundi March 29, 2009

Telemarketer

A twat who makes phone calls.

President George W Bush should've employed the telemarketer's to annoy al-qaeda.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 26, 2020

Telemarketing

Telemachus from epic the musical. Was originally a typo but is now a running joke in the community.

Person 1: (posts an epic the musical video with Telemachus in it.)

Comments: “MY BABY TELEMARKETING!” “Poor baby telemarketing”

by Melo._.melo June 8, 2025