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Teletubbies Updates 

TeletubbiesFact is an online ARG Developed online in the summer of 2017. It takes place in utah with the main character being an unstable man and his problems with his wife. During November the account was suspended at 63,000 followers. An alt was made only 2 days later called @Teletubbiefact_ which also ended up being suspended 2 weeks later at 7,000 followers. The third account is currently still up and is called _teletubbiefact and is at 11,000 followers and has been around for only a week or so.
Have you heard of teletubbies updates? its that one weird twitter account that got up to 60,000 followers in only 3 months by posting creepy ass tweets!
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teletubbies 

Homosexual propaganda aimed at babies on LSD.
It's a very insidious show!
teletubbies by Dr.Who November 1, 2004

teletubbies 

Four Reasons for People slowly going insane and commiting suicide
Narrator: one day in the teletubbies sad world of astro-turf I commited suicide because I CAN'T TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE HELLLLLLLLLLLLLP!!!!
teletubbies by Glenn Daly October 5, 2005

teletubbies 

Imagine a freaky bear/gorilla/human hybrid. Imagine this freaky creature has elf ears, an antenna on its head and a TV set on its stomach. Now imagine four of them, all different colours and living in an astro-turf world eating happy-looking pancakes and drinking this weird liquid from a bowl, and having a robot vacuum cleaner that never has to be emptied clean up after them.

You have just imagined the Teletubbies.
Teletubbies doesn't teach kids anything!
teletubbies by Haruka Hoshino December 4, 2009

teletubbies 

five useless dancing furry shitheads, who may or may not have practiced homo-erotica.
<yellow tubby> hi purple tubby!
<purple tubby> I wondering if you'd lend me some money, yellow tubby?
<yellow tubby> oh, why?
<purple tubby> because its THIRRRRTEEEN DOLLARRRRRRRRS FOR A TELETUBBIE DILLLLLLLDOOOOOO
teletubbies by miguel sanchez March 30, 2003

Teletubbicide 

He went to prison for teletubbicide.
Teletubbicide by Rasnodar December 6, 2010

Homeless green teletuby 

Another thing that you can call Dream to piss him off.
Y/N: " LOOK! THE HOMELESS GREEN TELETUBY!'
Dream: " STOP CALLING ME THAT. "