Tectonic Fart

A small explosion between the legs, composed of vapourized poop particles that creates a shift in the Earth's crust.

Brad's tectonic fart shook the table and knocked off a glass of water.

by pork21 January 15, 2021

tectonic

tectonic, noun
a gin drink for your office's alpha geek after work.

Cyrus: Hey, thanks a lot for getting my computer to speak English again, and showing me how to use Twitter. Here, go have a tectonic on me.

Bruce: This is the most sensible problem I've handled all day. I had two people who had plugged the power strip into itself. I sure need a tectonic or two after a day like this.

by Oliver Faltz March 29, 2013

tectonic

impressive, awesome, cool

Jackie Chan is tectonic!

by Warren February 23, 2003

Tectoned

A term named after sexy af youtuber tectone. The term refers to someone who is getting terrible luck on a gacha game especially the weapon banner in genshin impact.

Fuck, I'm getting tectoned!

by ShampooDrinker September 15, 2021

tectical

A cross between your a dumb ass and tactical

Hi I'm a dumb ass who wants to do something stealthy or tectical

by Gf ljgjtkfkfjfkdkds March 30, 2016

Tectonic plates

Nothing, it’s just tectonic plates

“You wanna know why?” “Tectonic plates.”

by YoungCave February 15, 2020

tecture

v. to tecture is to lecture or yell at someone through a text message

"My dad tectured me about not talking to strangers but here I am talking to you... What's your name again?"

by It's the truth! December 2, 2007