tearjerker

Normally used to describe a movie or TV show (but also applies to songs, books, etc.) that is designed to make you cry.

— Last night we were watching Marley & Me, and we cried our eyeballs out.

— No wonder you did. All dog movies are tearjerkers.

by pimpschoolgraduate July 21, 2019

muff tease

The male equivalent of prick tease. A man who gets women hot for his cock, but does not give it to them.

Marco has been grinding up against those skanks all night, but will give them jack all! What a fucking muff tease!

by Cam69669 August 28, 2008

answer tease

a person who engages in the act of almost giving an answer to a question but never actually does. Usually resulting in frustration of the answer teasee.

Charlie had the answer to my very deep, emotion-laden question on the tip of his tongue, but he decided to provoke me by responding with "Nothing." He is such an answer tease! Grrr...

by for the grainmaker January 29, 2008

crocodile tears

To pretend a sorrow that one doesn’t in fact feel, to create a hypocritical show of emotion. The idea comes from the ancient belief that crocodiles weep while luring or devouring their prey.

You see that bitch Jasmine Trias on American Idol last night with those crocodile tears?

by Karsh May 13, 2004

teamsesh

A music collective, group that paved the way for a lot of artists now. The BoneThugs/ MobbDeep of our generation. And they do it all with bliss.

“Oh you listen to TeamSesh?”
“No who is that?”
“..... fuck you poser”

by TSJOHN October 18, 2020

spew tears

When you spew and tears run down your face.... pretty self explanatory

James: Hey Babyola! have you been crying?
Liam: Nuh I've just spewed everywhere because i can't hold my alcohol
James: Ha spew tears!!!!

by Babyola June 10, 2013

food tease

When a woman promises you that she will go out for a big unhealthy meal and then at the last minute backs out because she doesn’t want to get fat.

Did you hear what Jenn did to Joe? They were supposed to go out for pulled pork and then backed out at the last minute. What a food tease.

by BigRed2015 December 7, 2015