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A friend who, although well-meaning, is emotionally unresponsive or incapable of real conversation. Such friends can be nice distractions but usually can't be counted on for anything.
I tried to talk to him about my girlfriend problems, but he's a teapot.
teapot by wolfteeth January 14, 2010
A reference to a female chosen for a Leadership position in a Professional Services firm who has “Petered Out”(Peter Principled Out), is a droll presenter, a credit taker, a “Parrettor,” and revels in voice mail minutes that run 90 seconds or more.

Has Solutions in her background. Destined to be “Manojed” or “Clinchyed.”
The Regional Managing Director for the North East is a Teapot.
Teapot by Victorrio Ferrera March 20, 2004
The sexual act in which a woman puts her hands together and men cum into her hands. She then proceeds to drink said cum from her hands like it was tea.
Tonight babe, were doing the TEAPOT!
teapot by THE DEFINER March 27, 2015
A figure formed when a man inserts his penis into his rectum, disguising himself as teapot with his curved penis as the handle. Telling someone to be a teapot can also be an insult and an alternative phrase to go fuck yourself
Person 1: Stick your dick up your ass and pretend to be a teapot.

Person 2 (obeying Person 1's demands): Here's my handle and here's my spout.
Teapot by Teapotlord August 7, 2016
This term is created by Amelia Watson. She is a vtubers from the company hololive. A sub-company of Cover corp. This term is used when a stream is experiencing some timing/lagging issues. A similar word is lag.
Chat: "Stream froze."
Ame: "Teapot, teapot, teapot."
teapot by DefaultTeamate January 10, 2021
Something to domestically abuse your child when they look to much like their father.
"I used the water from the teapot to burn my sons face"
Teapot by Door knob dudes... February 22, 2021