A republican who:
1. Protests taxation WITH representation (just because you disagree with it, doesn't mean it doesn't exist)
2. Thinks colonial Americans were prophetic, just because they lived during an earlier time period
3. Falsely claims that the 2009 Teabagging Festival was "bipartisan"
4. Agrees with Joe the Plumber on most major issues
5. Agrees with Glenn Beck, but can't explain exactly what he or they stand for
6. Doesn't understand Constitutional law
7. Doesn't understand what democracy is
8. Blindly uses the words "socialism" and "communism" without knowing what the fuck they mean
9. claims not to be a republican
10. Criticizes democrats, even though their own party has been in office for the past 8 years
11. Thinks the GOP needs to be "more conservative" to get more votes
12. Will listen to every high school dropout before hearing the opinion of ONE intellectual
13. Believes that Fox News is "fair and balanced"
14. Claims to be independent, but certainly doesn't have any liberal beliefs, and listens to guest speakers from the CPAC conference
15. Is a closet anarchist/Paultard
16. Thrives on a mob mentality
17. Prides himself/herself on doing everything he/she has made fun of when Bush was in office
18. Says things like "Where's MY bailout" without understanding how the economy works
19. Like Glenn Beck, has an extremely high word-to-meaning ratio
20. Uses TONS of words from the GOPAC memos of 1990
21. Thinks Russia is still a "threat" to the U.S.
22. Thinks China is still a "threat" to the U.S.
23. Thinks Cuba is still a "threat" to the U.S.
24. Thinks Europeans hate living in Europe
25. Doesn't believe Obama's actual birth certificate is real, but has no problems with McCain's ties to the Iran-Contra Affair or the Keating Five
26. Would rather have the GOP tell them which hole they can put their own DICK into, than raise taxes on the wealthiest Americans from 36% to 39%
27. Doesn't realize that they actually benefit from the stimulus package
28. Is only teabagging because Sean Hannity told them to
29. Says they like books by Ayn Rand, but cannot correctly pronounce her name
30. Gets their information from Rush Limbaugh, Fox News, Google searches, YouTube videos, partisan blogs, and Wikipedia
1. Protests taxation WITH representation (just because you disagree with it, doesn't mean it doesn't exist)
2. Thinks colonial Americans were prophetic, just because they lived during an earlier time period
3. Falsely claims that the 2009 Teabagging Festival was "bipartisan"
4. Agrees with Joe the Plumber on most major issues
5. Agrees with Glenn Beck, but can't explain exactly what he or they stand for
6. Doesn't understand Constitutional law
7. Doesn't understand what democracy is
8. Blindly uses the words "socialism" and "communism" without knowing what the fuck they mean
9. claims not to be a republican
10. Criticizes democrats, even though their own party has been in office for the past 8 years
11. Thinks the GOP needs to be "more conservative" to get more votes
12. Will listen to every high school dropout before hearing the opinion of ONE intellectual
13. Believes that Fox News is "fair and balanced"
14. Claims to be independent, but certainly doesn't have any liberal beliefs, and listens to guest speakers from the CPAC conference
15. Is a closet anarchist/Paultard
16. Thrives on a mob mentality
17. Prides himself/herself on doing everything he/she has made fun of when Bush was in office
18. Says things like "Where's MY bailout" without understanding how the economy works
19. Like Glenn Beck, has an extremely high word-to-meaning ratio
20. Uses TONS of words from the GOPAC memos of 1990
21. Thinks Russia is still a "threat" to the U.S.
22. Thinks China is still a "threat" to the U.S.
23. Thinks Cuba is still a "threat" to the U.S.
24. Thinks Europeans hate living in Europe
25. Doesn't believe Obama's actual birth certificate is real, but has no problems with McCain's ties to the Iran-Contra Affair or the Keating Five
26. Would rather have the GOP tell them which hole they can put their own DICK into, than raise taxes on the wealthiest Americans from 36% to 39%
27. Doesn't realize that they actually benefit from the stimulus package
28. Is only teabagging because Sean Hannity told them to
29. Says they like books by Ayn Rand, but cannot correctly pronounce her name
30. Gets their information from Rush Limbaugh, Fox News, Google searches, YouTube videos, partisan blogs, and Wikipedia
"No taxation without representation!"
--"Um, wasn't Barack Obama DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED?"
"Well, yeah..."
--"And didn't he win fair and square?"
"Well, ACORN..."
--"Where did you learn about ACORN?"
"Um, Michael Savage said..."
--"Didn't Michael Savage also say that most autistic children are just 'putzes' who need to shut up?"
"Yeah, but..."
--"And how's the stock market doing today?"
"It's soaring." :(
--"It is, isn't it?"
"Yeah."
--"Now what did you learn?"
"Don't be a teabagger on national TV until I have proof that Obama's economic policy has actually done some damage."
--"That's right, and it hasn't yet, has it?"
"No." :'(
--"Um, wasn't Barack Obama DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED?"
"Well, yeah..."
--"And didn't he win fair and square?"
"Well, ACORN..."
--"Where did you learn about ACORN?"
"Um, Michael Savage said..."
--"Didn't Michael Savage also say that most autistic children are just 'putzes' who need to shut up?"
"Yeah, but..."
--"And how's the stock market doing today?"
"It's soaring." :(
--"It is, isn't it?"
"Yeah."
--"Now what did you learn?"
"Don't be a teabagger on national TV until I have proof that Obama's economic policy has actually done some damage."
--"That's right, and it hasn't yet, has it?"
"No." :'(
by jrappa May 05, 2009
A person who believes that wasting billions of taxpayer dollars on war and tax cuts is okay and that criticizing the president automatically makes you an anti-American traitor, but only if the president is a white Republican. If the president is a black Democrat, it's suddenly okay to brandish assault weapons at his rallies, call him a communist socialist Marxist racist Nazi terrorist nigge...whoops, Muslim. Teabaggers are typically obese inbred southern WASPs who are still upset that they lost the Civil War. Most of them can't spell worth a damn and think "nuclear" is pronounced "nookyular". Despite what they say, 99% of teabaggers are white and Republican.
The teabaggers at yesterday's rally waved signs claiming that the Civil Right's Act is communist and unAmerican.
by rtv0587 January 08, 2011
the name originally given to and by themselves, as members of the movement now known as the Tea Party. They tried to back off this term after they became aware that it's also used as a sexual term that denotes dropping ones ball-sack into another mans mouth( also used for dropping said sack into a womans mouth, but mostly men on men). They are uninformed and misinformed about politics- almost always right wing zealots, latent racists, they claim to be against big government, unless that big government controls who we love ( don't like out openly gay/lesbian people), they are generally unable to debate their views with anyone that has a clue, they are for giving money to the rich ( in the form of tax cuts- to help the "job creators")in the hopes that the American dream ( to also be rich) will someday be theirs.
The teabaggers were very excited to hear Sarah Palin's coming to town- they excitedly proclaim- clean up the trailer, comb your mullet and brush yer tooth- Sarah's a comin!!!
by tretalo December 21, 2011
"Teabaggers" are the elite members of the Tea Party conservative movement. Any one can be a member of the Tea Party, but the term "teabagger"......you have to earn that title.
by Steven Lucas Slater December 13, 2010
1. A derogatory term that refers to a person who supports the conservative Tea Party movement. 2. A person who places their scrotum into the open mouth of a sexual partner or unsuspecting victim.
Sarah Palin and the teabaggers rallied on the mall in Washington D.C. today demanding lower taxes and a reduced budget deficit.
by flowleisurly December 23, 2010
A person of any persuasion or ideological bent who protests the unfunded mandate placed on tomorrow's children by today's government.
I'm proud to protest against unfunded mandates even if the liberal media makes fun of me as a teabagger .
by americanpatriot2009 April 20, 2009
A person who doesn't want to pay for the public/government services and infrastructures they use and depend on, such as roads and maintenance, Medicare, social security, satellite communications (cell phones, GPS, weather, etc.), clean water, public schools, food safety standards, drug safety standards, USPS mail, internet, building codes, health standards and regulation, fire/police/EMS, FAA and labor dept workplace rights.
Organized and used as informal spokespeople by corporations, teabaggers tend to be aggressive in rhetoric, but benign in actual practice of the rhetoric.
Organized and used as informal spokespeople by corporations, teabaggers tend to be aggressive in rhetoric, but benign in actual practice of the rhetoric.
"The teabaggers were splayed out on lawn chairs at the Capital, fighting against government takeover."
by gingershavesouls33 March 13, 2013