Guy: I was showering at the gym yesterday when Donald Trump walked in wearing this designer thong.
Woman: What did it look like?
Guy: Like a partially amputated thumb sticking out of some cotton candy.
Woman: No, that was just his tater tot
Woman: What did it look like?
Guy: Like a partially amputated thumb sticking out of some cotton candy.
Woman: No, that was just his tater tot
by tanxenchou June 1, 2011
Get the tater totmug. Dude. What's with your stanky balls? Oh, you haven't taken a shower in three weeks. Nice tater tots.
by frank22222 February 28, 2012
Get the tater totsmug. by House Vista March 4, 2009
Get the Tater Tot Slutmug. "I pulled the anal beads out of her ass like I was starting a lawn mower. As she started to yell I fed her the Rusty Tater Tots."
by Mustache The Gauley February 11, 2014
Get the rusty tater totsmug. by berch101 July 30, 2015
Get the burnt tater totmug. When your girlfriend is in the shower and you run at her while cuming and doin a windmill with your cock flinging cum all over her body. It of results in a short blindness.
by ihavenogf December 10, 2010
Get the nebraska tater totmug. after a long eventful night of drinking one stops by the local dell taco restaurant or whatever local cheap Mexican food establishment you are in close proximity to. Then you go home and fuck your girl friend and at the point just prior to climax you pull out and turn and and mount her face with your ass and push out a small amount of turd that resembles a tater tot, then she licks it out of your ass, as this is happening it pushes you into overwhelming climax and you splatter your yogurt onto her tits
Joe and Rina went out on the town, john got Rina exceptionally drunk unknown to Rina was the Filthy Tater Tot that she would be performing later.
by sogwnl November 25, 2009
Get the Filthy Tater totmug.