Don't taste the honey before you smoke the bees.

1. You don't do something important before preparing the right way.

2. Don't do something dumb without thinking about it.

Guy 1 "Damn, I just cut my hand while sawing."
Guy 2 "Really? How?"
Guy 1"I mean I wasn't really wearing gloves."
Guy 2 "Don't taste the honey before you smoke the bees."

by cherryovervanilla May 24, 2021

The only time I feel alive when I taste dick

In the song Coming Out Strong by Future Ft. The Weeknd, In the second verse future says “The only time I feel alive when I take it”. But people have recalled future saying the only time I feel alive when I taste dick implying that future likes pp and is gay lol (jkjk)

Person 1: *singing the song out loud* The only time I feel alive when I taste dick
Person 2: Bro what did you just say
Person 1: I swear its not what you think

by HitMyLineBbGurl;) January 4, 2021

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken

1. A quote from the late, great Colonel Sanders 2. A phrase that instantly nullifies all of your opponents points, arguments, etc. 3. The greatest comeback ever

Person 1: "The sky is obviously yellow"
Person 2: "Are you kidding me? That's ridiculous, first of all, the sky is no single color, but a multitude of colors, which reflect to us as a blueish color"
Person 1: "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken"
Person 2: "Damn"

by forcedlife94 December 16, 2011

get a taste of the salami

To give fellatio; to suck dick.

Kevin: "How was the big date with Phoebe?"
Josh: "Pretty sweet man. She was all over my cock."
Kevin: "Ooooh yeah!"
Josh: "Yeah, when she came to my place I took her out to the barnyard and showed her the rooster cage. She loved it! But after that I figured it was time to let her get a taste of the salami."
Kevin: "Awwww right!"
Josh: "Yeah, so I took her to the Italian deli and got her one of those big salami sticks. She took down the whole 10 inches and swallowed it like a champ! But after that I decided it was time to give her a ride down the old Hershey highway."
Kevin: "Indabutt man!"
Josh: "Yeah, so we drove down Rte. 322 to the Hershey's plant and took a tour of the chocolate factory. It was awesome! But then I decided it was time to slip her the sausage."
Kevin: "Hell yeah!"
Josh: "So I surprised her with another big salami that I had picked up at the deli so she could save it for later. After that it was time to drop her off. That's when I got some real nice pussy!"
Kevin: "Yeah, 'bout time."
Josh: "Yeah, she had this sweet little cat, Fluffy. He was the greatest!"
Kevin: "So I bet you got a hell of a goodnight kiss at least."
Josh: "Nothing, man. She's a total prude. I had to go jack off to donkey porn!"

by Nick D December 22, 2005

acquired taste

Another way of saying "this stuff is shit but you'll get used to it".

Guy 1: This moonshine tastes like shit
Guy 2: It's an acquired taste

Guy 1: Scat porn is shitty.
Guy 2: It's an acquired taste

by Midi4n December 9, 2008

taste the forks

What a real australian would do to somebody who was insulting them, instead of giving them the american "middle finger". The expression "taste the forks" normally accompanies the tradition two fingers, and can be repeted many times to gain desired effect. It means in true definiton Get fucked

I was walking down the street and some westie hicks drove by and one stuck his head out of the car and screamed "hey blondie youze is ugly". I was then obliged to scream "taste the forks" and erected my two fingers to them. They then got out of there car and beat me for hours, and then shoved my "forks" up my arse and ran off.

by Master Apps September 3, 2005

Taste Fairy

An art director or client that makes numerous minor and/or pointless changes to a project, believing that what they're doing will make the project hundreds of times better.

Production guy #1: "Is that project done yet? It's got to go to press!"
Production guy #2: "Nope, the client is still being a taste fairy."
Production guy #1: "Cripes, it's just a newspaper ad. It's not like it'll win an award."

by Maniac in a Speedo May 3, 2011