The act of defecating onto another person, and wiping the faeces into a smooth surface across their body. At this point, it is popular to add "double yellow lines" of urine, or "white lines" of semen.
"Afsana enjoys tarmaccing with a horse"
"After the picnic, the children went back to the cottage for some tarmaccing"
"After the picnic, the children went back to the cottage for some tarmaccing"
by Andrew Cole June 2, 2007
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Bill had a good night with Judy last week, they both especially enjoyed the tarmacking Bill gave Judy.
After the tarmacking from Bob, Henrietta was distraught.
After the tarmacking from Bob, Henrietta was distraught.
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A word cherished by news corporations in the wake of any aviation incident that occurs at any airport. Tarmac refers to any paved area on an airport and usually replaces such words as apron, ramp, taxiway, or runway. Most of these areas are actually paved with concrete and not tarmac.
Passengers were left stranded for hours on the tarmac at Chicago O'Hare International Airport after the plane suffered engine problems.
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Upon exiting Marine One and seeing the news cameras rolling, Bush strutted like Ronnie across the tarmac.
by _db_ August 29, 2007
Get the tarmac mug.when a girl is in the cowboy position, she moves up and shits on the bans chest, she then proceeds to rub it in with her arse cheeks like a steam roller, hence tarmacing.
this always happens to dj's. they take a girl home the girl (or guy) starts tarmacing! it sucks to be a dj
by 666god666 April 13, 2009
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by a crashed bus February 16, 2017
Get the Tarman mug.The consequence from suffering a fast lowside crash on a motorbike, where you skid your sorry ass down the road, possibly resulting in severe abrasion injuries.
Bloke 1: Hey fella, what did you get up to last weekend?
Bloke 2: I went out on my Gixxer, unfortunately I went Tarmacsurfing when I lost the front in a long sweeper.
Bloke 1: Downer!
Bloke 2: I went out on my Gixxer, unfortunately I went Tarmacsurfing when I lost the front in a long sweeper.
Bloke 1: Downer!
by D-K1 April 4, 2008
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