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Marijuana Kitchen Culture

Drugs and debauchery in today´s professional kitchens.
Chefs getting high on marijuana.
Also known as haute stoner cuisine.
Restaurants created specially for the tastes of the slightly stoned chef.
"What an astonishing flavour! I must congratulate the chef; so creative"

Yeah, he must be deep into Marijuana Kitchen Culture.
by rperazag May 20, 2010
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tijuana car wash

Where you are sliding down a long table and people pour massive amounts of liquor on you and down your throat. The goal is to get you completely wasted.
Billy and his friends were getting Sam wasted by doing a tijuana car wash.
by italianpride888 May 18, 2006
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Tijuana Drift

After ejaculating into a condom, proceed to taking it off and turning it inside out, then with brutal force pimp slap your lover with the condom from one end of the face to the other thus creating a drift like mark made soley from baby yogurt.
Greg, I totally tijuana drifted your mom last night, the impact was so hard her face was smoking.

I was going to tijuana drift my woman after i ejaculated, but when i pulled out i realized i didn't have a condom on, talk about a bad night!
by Saxon McCormick April 16, 2008
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marijuana primadonna

1. Female who remains the most high.
2. Royal Highness of Hemp.
3. Queen of green.
Little Mons chick have you seen her, the Marijuana Primadonna i wouldnt be able to out smoke her.
by maddgirl December 28, 2017
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Tijuana Car Wash

The act of lying down and having everyone at a party pour some of their drink on you all at once, then having hard spirits poured into your mouth from the bottle while still on your back. (Most commonly tequila)
- Geoff is getting crazy tonight, he’s keen for a Tijuana Car Wash.

- I can’t do a Tijuana Car Wash tonight, I have a date after this.
by Acacia Burkei March 4, 2018
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Tijuana Bang

Before engaging in sexual intercourse , a man puts a few drops of Tabasco sauce on the head of his penis. Then proceeds to have sex using the Tabasco sauce as a lubricant as well as aphrodisiac.
“What happened to all the Tobasco sauce? Brandi and I tried doing the Tijuana Bang last night. It was hot literally and figuratively.”

“This girl on tinder told me she wanted to to Tijuana Bang. Do I bring the Tabasco or her?”
by Fun&Flex October 19, 2019
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marital marijuana

Therapeutic use of marijuana, intended to ease the suffering of people in terminally sick and dysfunctional relationships. Marital marijuana minimizes adverse reactions to Chronic Spousal Toxicity (CST). While it does not improve the relationship, patients report they just don't care anymore.
"Hey, pal, what happened to your hand?"
"I punched a hole in the wall when my wife complained the diamond in her ring is too small."
"That looks painful; you taking anything for it?"
"Yea, my doctor prescribed marital marijuana. My hand still hurts, the hole is still there, my wife is still unhappy... but I really don't give a crap anymore."
by R. W. Reef November 7, 2012
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