Tardnocracy

A tardnocracy is when the idiots and tards come to rule a country through sleight of hand, general luck, or apathy in the voting public.

America used to be a Democracy, now it's become a Tardnocracy

by WhiskeyTango September 17, 2008

tard-on

When a mentally handicapped person gets an erection.

A retard with a boner has a tard-on.

by EverynightJunglist May 24, 2009

tardinal

A team member of the "Tardinals" sports team. Usually a tard who plays for a team called the "Cardinals" but is to retarded to pronounce it correctly.

Man: " And what team are you on son?"

Tard: " I'm a Tardinal"

Man: "Well, De de dee then.."

by Devery December 31, 2006

tardanian

1. adj. An adjective describing someone who looks slightly mentally retarded, but is not.

She has no chin and her shoulders are all hunched over and weird. She's so tardanian.

(variant) No, he doesn't actually have Downs. He's an honors student. He must just be from Tardania.

by q4rules April 27, 2007

Tardover

A politically correct way a telling someone they are of sub average intelligence without insulting the less gifted.

Noun: that dood is a tardover
Reflexive: that guy is so drunk he tarded himself over

by floridachuck December 19, 2010

tardnasium

A place for the advancement of mentally retarded individuals.

Guy 1: "Hey, where are you going after school?"
Guy 2: "I'm going to head over to Tardnasium!"
Girl 1: "Wicked, so am I!"

by kaptns January 30, 2008

tardosaur

someone so set in there ways that even if they are wrong they will insist on knowing what they are talking about.

my dad thinks that if I use the internet I will break the computer. I tell him he is wrong but he won't believe me. he is such a tardosaur.

by i9incher October 27, 2009