Tarman

Tarman is a salty slime. He likes to hit people for touching his things. He gets very salty when he plays video games. He often hits Senpai samoo for taking his drinks.

Don't touch my bag you faggot
Hail tarman
Salty tarman

by a crashed bus February 16, 2017

Turdman

Short, balding man with broad shoulders and a hairy ass.

Wow, that guy is such a turdman.

by Georjetson May 5, 2010

Tardmart

Walmart or any other store that is run primarily by a socially and/or mentally retarded workforce.

You better stay in school unless you want to end up being a greeter at Tardmart.

by Robertao October 20, 2006

turdman

a man who loves turd

hey tim you are a turdman

by loren brinton February 7, 2005

Taramand

A kind of herb smoked by junkies, grown in jamaica

"I was out ma face on taramand last night"

by Dave123345634 February 6, 2009

tardmageddon

The final result of the Mastardation, resulting in the end of Civilized Society as we know it.

We are the only survivors of the Tardmageddon, they will come for us next.

by Dave Mcacks October 24, 2017

Terdman syndrome

A group of rare symptoms commonly found in lonely bar singers. Symptoms usually include laziness, swollen ego, complaining about everything and just being a natural piece of shit. Somebody found with terdman syndrome usually tells the same jokes or use the same insults for years and can't tell they have been over used. You can usually spot someone easily with terdman syndrome when they walk by you and howl. Not to construe this with abeitis. The difference between abeitis and terdman syndrome is abeitis sufferers only miss work. Where as people with terdman syndrome come to work, but didn't do anything while on the clock. Terdman sufferers usually call this keeping money. It is also a known fact that people with abeitis work more hours annually than a terdman. One of the symptoms also include pooping from the penis.

His terdman syndromeis acting up bad because he's been keeping money all day!

by Dun witit January 9, 2019