tinder tandem bike

A tandem bike with the express purpose of picking up chicks by offering free rides

Bob: What's up with the tandem bike?
John: I like to ask girls who are walking to class if they want a free ride- Great way to pick up chicks
Bob: Dude! That's totally a tinder tandem bike!

by Manda+JaMiS January 11, 2017

Random Tandem

This is when two random things happen at the same time.

For example two complete strangers falling over in the same area at the same time. Or two people saying an unusual phrase at the same time like "I poke bagers with spoons" That is random tandem!

by Joe Richards March 21, 2007

Tandem poo

We two people poo into one receptical simultaneously.

Me and my girlfriend just had our first tandem poo. It was more emotional then sex.

by the grumpy nipple doctor March 11, 2012

tandom

Getting angry and going insane at the same time. Similar to nerd rage but spiced with crazy, and a side order of stupid.

Tom's stock bottomed out now he is tandom.

by massdesign May 6, 2010

tanfam

to be amazingly strong, able to break a mans skull with one hand.

"dude im not gonna fight him he's tanfam"

by windows January 13, 2008

tandem tan

The practice of two individuals tanning in a tanning bed for two, whereby the subjects enter into a dual suite for the purposes of obtaining a tan by exposure to UV light. Often used in gay-friendly facilities.

Mario tandem tanned at the 12th street gym for too long, now he looks like George Hamilton.

by liebman July 31, 2009

Tandem Scratch

To simultaneously and unselfishly scratch in a relaxing manner, the inside of each others forearms. When one is scratching, the other simply extends fingers so as to scratch the partners arm as well. Everyone is a winner.

Lying on the sofa trying to stay awake while watching Disney films, one extends arm onto partners lap, Tandem Scratch takes place and therefore both are getting even attention!

by Gordon Star July 7, 2011