take my talents to South Beach

Euphemism for masturbate. Coined by LeBron James during his "The Decision" broadcast on July 8, 2010. Definition as suggested by Glenn Jamieson of Perth, Australia in Bill Simmons's ESPN blog, 7/9/10.

Person A: What are you doing tomorrow?
Person B: I'm going to sleep in, take my talents to South Beach, go to work, and head to the bars.

LeBron James: Um, in this fall -- man, this is very tough -- um, in this fall I'm going to take my talents to South Beach and, um, join the Miami Heat.

by B. Lumbergh July 11, 2010

Taent

The best and most fun word to say in human existance, only with a little twist on the spelling. Has the same meaning and Taint.

Me and T4D are a part of the Taent Lords.

by Taent Lord Founder January 22, 2009

Taken to the fridge

Originally inspired by the famous "cmon Cranky, take it to the fridge" from the DK Rap, being taken to the fridge mean being defeated or destroyed, similar to getting rekt.

Damn, 10 to nothing? They just got taken to the fridge!

by CrazyMadMan May 5, 2016

national taken day

you will tell your girlfriend/boyfriend how much you love them hang out with him/her if you can and just spend time together and if your single its ok cuz im also single but making something for taken people have a good day.........ohhhh and ask out your crush or tell them you have feelings for them ;)

you: "i love you baby and happy national taken day baby"

them: awwwwwww thank youuuuuu :)

by kimmmmmmmm:) October 4, 2020

talent crush

An affection for somebody based solely on their talents.

Geoffry Rush is such an amazing actor. I have a huge talent crush on him.

by A. Taylor September 10, 2006

I'm going to take my talents to South Beach

The infamous words uttered by LeBron James as he broke the hearts of every person in the Cleveland area, that shall henceforth be a euphemism for Masturbation.

Mike has been in a long drought and ended up striking out last night too. So he went home, put on some porn, and said to himself, "I'm going to take my talents to South Beach"

by blaze1984 July 11, 2010

Taken for Granite

You idiot it's Taken for Granted, why the fuck would you take something for a fucking rock.

"Taken for Granite,"
"You fucking moron it's taken for Granted get it right,"

by MyFriendBurpedTooLoud February 10, 2020