taks

that’s a knee slapper; a response to a funny joke

Person A: *tells a funny joke*
Person B: Haha taks!

by Carlos427 July 22, 2019

tak

to drink a shitload of alcohol in one night

Dude I want to tak and forget everything that happened

by J.Mace June 7, 2007

tak

It is both a noun and a verb in Persian (Farsi) for "Deliberate Missed Call". In Iran, like when we try to make a "remark" or "confirmation" via cellphone to somebody, sometimes instead of texting or calling that person we just "tak" them and they get a "tak". I think it'd be so perfect if in English you use this notion and word.

"So, when the dinner is ready, I will give you a tak so that you can come over, okay?"

"I don't understand. Why is she tak'ing me all the time?"

"Why don't you give me a tak so I can have your number?"

"Please don't tak me any more. It really disturbs me a lot."

by Persian Headbanger January 29, 2010

TAKS

Internet talk for the term "Thats a knee slapper" used in typed form or said out loud.

Will: Dude shes sooooooooooo bomb
Other Guy: hahaha taks

by spencerr May 27, 2008

taks

not a very well known abbreviation for sarcastically saying "that's a knee slapper"
often mistaken for saying 'thanks'

*hears a stupid joke*
"Oh yeah, taks"

by Kim March 28, 2004

V-TAK

v-tak. variable transistor accumulator kineticizer

Johnny Ricer:"once that V-TAK kicks in im gone"

by Mossburg January 8, 2006

jik-tak

An obviously degraded boy or man, who listens to Chalga (pop-folk). This guy more often shaves his legs and trys to look like a football player. His clothing consists of: Pseudo-punk haircut; tight jeans; "Puma Ferrari" shoes and pink T-shirt. They have blond clusters and cheap parfume. They desperately try to follow fashion and you can see them in Bulgaria(especially in Lovech). They most commonly move in groups, so that you can't see them alone and BUST them out. A lot of people are "jik-taks" and that is not goin' to change.

Ko praish we bace, jik-tak!?!?

by Seriozen February 15, 2008