cwm taff swede

A thick dopey welsh person with an abnormally large head.

'Derr, Dai got an 'ead like a fuckin' cwm taff swede'

Taff

A Taff is when you masturbate in the bathroom and ejaculate into the toilet bowl.

"I'm going home for a Taff, man.", "Dude that's rough."

by m7m5 December 20, 2022

Een flitspaal geplaatst op een ongunstige locatie. Bijvoorbeeld net voor een stoplicht of achter een boom.

"Ik dacht ik rev 'em effekes door voor oranje, staat er zo'n taffes paaltje."

by Flitzmeizter March 9, 2020

taff lite

someone who is from Wales but doesn't have an accent and claims not to like dragons.

She only wears the flag on St David's day - otherwise she's taff lite!

by missluli July 23, 2014

Taff is the abbreviated version of the name Terence. Also the nickname given to a Welsh man.

' Andy whats Taff short for
'Terence said Andy'

by Taffspub March 31, 2021

Not necessarily an argument, you’re just stating different opinions and agreeing with each other

We had a taff about what food is better

by Elli May 15, 2020