Tablet Pen

The pen that comes with your drawing tablet. It gets lost easily because they have a special magnetic force that connects them to satan and you have a mental breakdown every time you lose it. What do you do when it's gone? Make a sacrifice; kill the canaenae in your basement and ring up satan. Ask him for a new tablet pen. Job done.

"I lost my tablet pen."
"Right then. Honey, grab the candles, I'll take care of the canaenae."

by Cheesey Duck December 2, 2020

Tablet Toddler

Synonym for iPad kid

“Oh god, there goes a tablet toddler-“

by Mckj May 4, 2022

Tablet Mode

The act of destroying a laptop by opening it 360 degrees, causing the hinge to break (doesn't apply to x360 laptops)

I'm so sick of this fucking laptop, I'm putting it in tablet mode!
Time to put this laptop into tablet mode

by trolltime12 March 1, 2023

salt tablet

A salt tablet is a cure-all, mainly in men's sports. No matter what a man's injury, a salt tablet is one of three options available to a man to cure this injury.
1. Take a salt tablet
2. Rub dirt on it
3. Tape an aspirin to it

Player: Coach i think i broke my leg!
Coach: Take a salt tablet and get back in there!

by Peetiewonder February 7, 2007

Riflemans Sleeping Tablet

The act of frenzied masturbation in an attempt to tire yourself out and get some sleep - used by Rifleman....

I could NOT get to sleep last night so I took a Riflemans Sleeping Tablet and nodded off right away - it was wank durch

by Rifleman59 May 4, 2010

dog tablet

The act of massaging a woman's throat whlist holding her mouth shut in order to facilitate involuntary semen swallowing. Akin to giving a dog a tablet.

Harold: What did you do for New Years?
Greg: Well, Jenny refused to swallow last night so I had to give her a dog tablet.

by kiiadi December 31, 2009

scar tablet

1. An adjective used to describe something interesting, enjoyable, etc.
2. An exclamation reflecting the interest or enjoyment of a current activity.

1. "Dude, that place is totally scar tablet."
2. "WOAH! I JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS! SCAR TABLET!"

by Josh Glass (creator of this great word) August 25, 2003