twofer

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Dracula attacks two at once in a rare twofer..
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Twofer

A term used for annoying people going behind your back for many uses.

Twofer can also describe:
-people that blast bad rap music and think they are cool
-People who are annoying
-People who like technology too much
An example of twofer being used:
Emily yells at her school bully that uses her for math homework and says,” YOUR ARE BEING SUCH A TWOFER! I HATE YOU!”
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Twofer

Twofer:

Disparaging. Is a racial slur of a person who is bi-racial.

A person who belongs to two minority groups and can satisfy two quotas or appeal to two political constituencies.
“Now Pierre Poilievre’s new candidate in Durham is a twofer,” said Trudeau to an audience that was laughing along with him.
by F*ckTrudeau January 27, 2024
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twofer

two for one- two people giving each other oral for one magical (probably not) night
"yo rach you get that twofer last night?"
"ya but i didn't get one"
by eggs&ham February 10, 2023
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Twofer

When a guy places one hand on both of a women's breast and squishes or squeezes during sex.
Typically it's small breasted women. It's also recommended you get the nipples to squish between your fingers.
Instructional: Place hand with spread fingers onto both breasts. Make certain nipples fall between fingers. You can either squeeze or squish.
I enjoy giving a woman a good squishy twofer during our Saturday afternoon sex sessions.
Nothing is as exciting as giving a woman a twofer when you're doing missionary.
by The_G January 22, 2021
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kimbo twofer

when you say your going to have a cigarette and you actually have two, may also involve iPad game play.
I'm going for a smoke, maybe I'll make it a kimbo twofer.
by 276 September 02, 2013
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twofer one

"he took me home last night & gave me that twofer one"
"should have just went to denny's, the deal would be better"
by eggs&ham February 10, 2023
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