twat

1) Slang term for the female vagina.
2) An inept person.
3) ne 1 who spelz lk dis. r u 1??? u no who u r.

Is it in your twat yet? That's your taint?
Look at that silly twat.
r ne u twats on aol 2?

by Wigga May 09, 2003

Twat

1. Female genitalia.
2. An offensive name.
3.A silly Welsh ginger cunt.

I'd like to see her twat.

You fucking twat.

Oi you squirrelly twat.

by pissflap mcgee June 08, 2013

twat

1.A vagina
2.A cretinous person
3.To strike someone(this definition is almost certainly of Northern English origin)

"Go on TWAT 'im,TWAT the cunt.

by mugwump November 13, 2004

twatted

Hit extremely hard / Beat up

I twatted the Ball

They really twatted him

by CiCi March 11, 2005

twat

1)
slang for female genitalia

2)
a retarded colleague who thinks that a twat is a pregnant fish

"She is such a twat, how can anyone be such a twat?!"

by cripple July 30, 2004

twat

A British vagina usually served with a side of crisps and mushy peas.

mmm, mmm, mmm. Love me some twat.

by Tumadre le gusta el pene July 09, 2009

twatful

piss poor, useless, rubbish, acting like a twat. Generally restricted to blokes but I have heard it used by women against blokes

That was twatful behaviour. Burnsy, you were being twatful

by bu66ly October 29, 2008