Trigonometry

Legalized tourture with triangles sharp enough to cut your winer off. It is a thing with triangles that makes you want to rape the triangles themselves. Strongly disapproved from methodist churches due to a function called sine (sin). Anyone who enjoys trig will go to hell according to the bible.

Burris Ewell: So sine of x derivative is cosine of x
Reverend sykes: Burris, shut the fuck up.
Burris Ewell continues to do trigonometry.
Reverend sykes: Fuck you nigga, god will make you damn in hell if you say "sin(x)" one more time.
Burris Ewell: Yeah, so the derivitive of cosine is negative sin...
Reverend sykes: *shoots burris*
Crowd: cheers.

Meanwhile in hell
God: Burris, you deserve to damn in hell here for eternity, for enjoying and idolizing trigonometry.
Burris: but...
God: no buts.
Burris rots in hell...

by Knmagor May 17, 2023

Trigonometry

SO DIFFICULT aAHHHHHHHHHH:
sin^2 + cos^2 = 1
interestingly, sin is a sin.

I HATE TRIGONOMETRY

by BladeX123uWu December 18, 2022

Trigonometry

slang for three niggas

Girl 1: Girl were trigonometry

Girl 2: Were math?
Girl 3: Huh?
Girl 1: Trigonometry is slang for three niggas.
Everyone: *Laughs*

by spikedhe4rt May 29, 2023

Trigonometry

hell.

God: you are being sent to hell.

Me: isn’t that just constant trigonometry?

by Bananananananana anananananana April 03, 2023

Trigonometry

a subj school teaches us to torture us mentally, physically and emotionally , they just do it politely

Teacher: heard of trigonometry

Student: never realised i was so fucking deaf

by Helloitsmeuwillneverknow November 24, 2021

trigonometry fetish

Someone who likes trigonometry and thinks they’re so unique for it

Annoying person: Omg i love the sine rule and sohcahtoa!!!
Everyone else: Shut up you have a trigonometry fetish

by user2672728282901 May 12, 2021

Trigonometry fetish

When some boring bitch spends all day talking about how much she loves the sine rule and brags that she gets to learn it

Oh, you have a trigonometry fetish

by user2672728282901 May 12, 2021