Meaty-Treaty

A penis that is kissable, but not in a sexual way.
"Thou did gaze upon Francesco's meaty-treaty? I wouldst behold at t furth'r and with pride."
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American Treaty

A worthless treaty, typically worth less than the paper it is printed on. A treaty which almost certainly will be broken.
I am not signing this agreement with you, it's an American Treaty.
by Tom4P February 14, 2025
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Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo

The treaty signed in 1848 that brought an end to the Mexican American War. This treaty liquidated the Mexican Empire, which was forced to give up 60% of its territory.

Texas, Alta California, and Arizona were ceded to America. America was also given partial control over a part of Panama, where it intended to build a canal.

British Honduras (now Belize) and Mosquito Coast (now parts of Nicaragua and Honduras) were ceded back to the British Empire, who had previously lost those territories to Mexico.

Parts of Northern Mexico were put into the sphere of influence of America and Napoleon's France.

Mexico recognized the independence of Panama, Costa Rica, Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala, and Yucatan.

Mexico recognized British sphere of influence over the Yucatan state, and recognized American influence over the remaining independent states.

Mexico was forced to demilitarize its northern provinces.

America, France, and Britain were permitted to have armies in Mexico city.
The Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo took down the Mexican Empire. Mexico later refused terms of the treaty and took up arms again, which ended the French and American spheres of influence over Mexico, recognized full Mexican sovereignty over Yucatan, and revoked all limitations on the Mexican military. The second treaty restored Mexican territorial integrity, whilst still leaving Central America dominated by the British and Americans.
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Treaty Oak Revival

A band of thieves, tryna steal some hearts for fun.
Woman: “Officer, look! There’s a bunch of outlaws over there!”

Officer: “Don’t worry ma’am it’s just Treaty Oak Revival.”
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Treaty Oak Revival

“Did you hear Treaty Oak Revival’s new song? It’s another banger.”
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Treaty Oak Revival

The best fucking band to ever exist. The band that shines lights on all the issues women bring men and why we are either scared to date them or just hate them. Not only that but they are the best band for sitting around a fire drinking till the sun comes up. If ya ain’t ever listened to them, then you ain’t heard real music.
“Treaty Oak Revival? Are y’all a church band or something?”. “No we’re a rock ba- Look I just need the keys.”
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