Timmed

verb to be 'Timmed' is to be convinced, coerced, or literally forced to get absolutely arseholed beyond all expectations, Usually involves; heroic volumes of hard liquor, criminally late nights, moments of dubious morality, questionable choices, certain regrets, but priceless fun.....

Juande; Jesus Christ Ian, you look like cold shit.

Ian; I feel it man. Bumped into Tazer last night, and he proper Timmed me. Last thing I remember, I was swinging from that big-ass chandelier in Rhinos, with my pants around my ankles screaming 'spank me' to fourteen pissed off strippers.... Then things got really bad....
Juande; that's nothing, I heard Smarm got so Timmed, when he came to, he was holding a half pint of neat vodka, opposite some chap flat-faced on the table, and about 50 Russian gangsters cheering and shouting his name. Turns out he was in Riga, Latvia, which would been nice, but they started drinking in Richmond.

by Botski December 23, 2014

Timehand

A game that pre-teens/teens play where a person writes a time of day on another person's back of the hand (example: 8:00 AM, preferably a school hour) and the name of a person (guy or girl) on their palm. If the person looks at the name on their palm before the time that's on their hand, they must ask them out. You win by NOT looking at the name until after the time.

John: You wanna play Timehand?

Billy: Sure!

John: Okay Billy, I'm writing 7:45 on the back of your hand. Don't look now.....

(Billy turns around, John writes 'Stacy' on Billy's palm)

John: OK, now you have to wait til 7:45!

by J4musicals May 6, 2009

Kate Timmerman

The cutest and prettiest girl ever in the whole world, whose super amazing

Also a smexy potato

Yup that's a Kate timmerman right there

Wow kate timmerman is perfect in everyway

by Kippstick February 9, 2019

timmel

To wear out a punchline that was only moderately funny in the first place.
"gay" or "jew" or "robot"

"A gay Jewish robot? Man, he timmeled that joke."

by Newstedian August 19, 2006

Reed Timmer

The biggest asshole that has ever graced Discovery Channel, who chases Tornado's in a big red shoe in an attempt to make it look like "science" and "helping people" when really we all know he just wants to dominate-dominate-dominate-dominate and perhaps get himself killed, or make it look good so others go out and get killed.

Tom: Hey, did you see Storm Chasers last night?

Mike: Yeah, Reed Timmer really dominated that tornado in the big red shoe.

by AmatuerMeteor November 28, 2010

Antonia Timmens

A recurring MadTV character played by Nicole Sullivan. She was defined by her noticable lisp and her catchphrases "okay," "yes," "it is possible" and "I don't know."

Her sketches generally revolved around a task she is assigned, and that she fails to complete due to her miscomprehension. Many of her sketches also feature Phil LaMarr as somebody troubled by her.

1. Did you see that Antonia Timmens skit? It was hilarious!

2. "Your name is Antonia Timmens?"
"Yes"
"And you want to work as a cashier?"
"...Okey."
"Do you have any experience as a cashier?"
"I don't know.."

by Asellus Primus October 23, 2009

timmah

pronounced "Tim-May". is a word used by the handicapped kid "Timmy" form south park. The word is merely his name but shouted loudly. it can be and is often followed by the phrase "livin' a lie" pronounced "reh-lah-blah"

In britian, and possibly other countries, Timmah is used to describe handicapped people or one's stupidity after doing or saying something stupid.

Example one:
John: Look at those retards in wheelchairs
Jed: What a bunch of timmahs... Timmah!!!!
Tard: Timmah!!!

Example two:
James: Bums! I just dropped my tea.
Jack: You Timmah!

by no more g May 3, 2008