tickling the pear

Euphemism for mastubation. Orginated in the Harry Potter fandom. It comes from the fact that to gain entrance into the school kitchens, one must tickle the pair on a painting of fruit guarding the entrance. Hermione Granger learns this when the Weasley twins let the secret slip.

Harry bit his lip, trying not to let a whimper escape as he tickled his pear, fantasizing desperately about Dobby the House-elf.

by some rabid fandom lurker March 24, 2005

Tickling Cotton

When you have a turd that is poking so far out that it's rubbing against your cotton undies

I don't see a bathroom anywhere and I'm "tickling cotton"

by Jkh072663 November 1, 2011

Tickling magic land

This means for someone to put their fingers in a vayjayjay. However, unlike fingering, tickling a magic land is majestic. Often when the cums, the woman queefs glitter and rainbows. Chocolate cake and tea will be served afterwards.

Creepy pervert: Can I finger you?
Dumb slut: No ew gross
Different creepy pervert: Can I try tickling magic land?
Dumb slut: Omg yay xoxoxoxo

by AlbusDumblewhore101 April 23, 2014

tickling star

the act of licking ones fingers and placing them inside your partners anus or vagina and slowly singing twinkle twinkle little star

Guy#1-Dude, i totally screwed Shelia last night.

Guy#2-Dawg, did you give her a tickling star?

Guy#3-Fuck yeah man!

by Papajew78 December 3, 2011

tickling the doughboy

When you take ones penis and swirl the head of it around in a belly-button (usually the owner of the belly-button has great mass or, in other words, fat).

Jake: you tickle that doughboy last night?
Mike: well, i couldn't find anything else...

tickling the doughboy

by w|tch doct0r May 10, 2008

tickling the taco

slang phrase for female masterbation

Last night I walking in on my old lady tickling her taco

by shawn November 19, 2003

Tickling the pickle

1. Another word for wanking. For all you dumbasses that don't know, that's when you get off by yourself (Y).

2. When you tickle a pickle. obviously :)

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by Katy, Cat and Charlotte November 3, 2008