smash the pumpkin

fucking a girl

phil is going to smash the pumpkin tonight

by ThePumpkinSmasher March 20, 2016

carve the pumpkin

During the month of October, shaving a design in to your girlfriend's/wife's pubes while leaving the surrounding area completely bare.

"Last night, my girlfriend let me carve the pumpkin before she got in the shower."

by Kal-El 12 October 30, 2018

Weeding the pumpkin

Shaving a old man's balls

Andy is weeding the pumpkin's in the chief's office

by Hayyyyyy420 July 25, 2019

2D_the_pumpkin_king13

I post alot of random shit

2D_the_pumpkin_king13 is amazing

by anonymous October 30, 2021

Derp The Pumpkin God

A god of the earth kingdom

"derp the pumpkin god is all powerful and mighty"

by MrSquib October 3, 2023

carving the pumpkin

When you paint a pumpkin on a woman's back and put a flashlight in her butt.

Last night, The power went out so I was carving the pumpkin with Pam. Good thing I had a flashlight and a fleshlight.

TS

by Damon K. October 21, 2025

Take me to the pumpkin patch

When you are trying to have sex with a girl or guy with a big (pumpkin) butt and your penis is too small so you rub your “pumpkin stem” in their butt cheeks to create friction to get off.

Things got weird. She took me to the pumpkin patch.

We went to the pumpkin patch last night

She said take me to the pumpkin patch and I came in her cheeks.

by DJMAA November 17, 2023