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the Beast 

What you call the finest woman ever. A girl that captivates and entrances you simply by laying eyes on her. A woman that takes fine to a new level, that is perfection incarnated in all aspects. A girl that's adventurous, spontaneous, fun, and not afraid to get down and dirty. A title that should not be given lightly.
"Dude, why did you start to like Martha anyway?"

"Why?! Because I laid eyes on the Beast!"
the Beast by THorNE636 March 1, 2012

The Beast 

The Beast is characterized by:

1) Total lack of self awareness or ability to perform even rudimentary self reflection
2) Inflated sense of self worth
3) Tendency to project aberrant occurrences as trends within a population and to hold viewpoints based on broad generalizations
4) Complete lack of tact in social interaction
5) Total inability to delegate, even the most basic and elementary of tasks, due to an overwhelming need for total control
6) Tendency to produce despicably loud and stinky farts
My boss is The Beast! She called Mother Theresa an evil psychopath while scratching her ass in meeting with senior management, then proceeded to belittle the letter to her staff that she made me write for her, telling me that I need to write it at 5th grade reading level and telling me that I am too privileged.
The Beast by Drewskyzyc March 5, 2010

The Beast 

A fictional charictar from lord of the flies. It goes by three names The Beast, Jack and fluffy. It symbolizes the evilishness of Jack and the speech of Simon. The Beast is evil, if you see it shoot on sight.
The Beast? yea the beast
The Beast by Williumwall October 9, 2014

the beast 

a tall ginger creature aka the beast who hates paul and jamie
oh no its the beast
the beast by lol got u June 22, 2019

the beast 

a monstrous being that eats babies and is fatter than a planet and is really stoopid.
man 1:ahhhhh!!!!!!!! the beast is coming! hide your kids!
man 2: why?
man 1: he will eat them!
man 2: (leaves kids outside)
the beast by penis headed goat November 8, 2019