The Jorgensen Principle

The principle that drunk people go down, not up.

We have to get a room above the party floor because of The Jorgensen Principle.

We didn't have sex last night because my boyfriend was drunk (and fulfilled The Jorgensen Principle).

by AllieCat March 8, 2014

The Thanos Principle

The act of halving any object, population, commodity, or even equation.

A: I applied the Thanos principle on a pizza yesterday!
B: Oh wow i heard you can also apply it to the grain stocks!

by ermahgeeeddd August 7, 2018

The Grandmother Principle

A theory that was first described by Samuel K. Williams, III, MD, CPG and others that describes a unique approach to patient care relying heavily on the clinical gestalt of the practitioner, and the sociological imagination, or attitude of wonder. A biopsychosocial approach to patient care which is published in Meharry's Journal of Healthcare for the Poor and Underserved as--"Evidence-based Care for the Elderly: Uses of The Grandmother Principle."

Man, that physician really applied "The Grandmother Principle" regularly in patient care and with excellent results!

by Maleek S February 23, 2020

The Jennings Principle

The Jennings Principle is a scientifically proven mathematical equation in which it is either proven or disproven whether said man has a chance with a said woman. This law deserves to be supreme law of the land.

According to the Jennings principle, Will has no shot with Megan

by The Hreet January 11, 2010

The mustang principle

The mustang principle is very simple, if one is too purchase an extremly expensive car, phone, computer, etc one would avoid the mustang, razr, alienware, etc, because said products are what everyone else gets, defeating the purpose of spending the extra money to get something special.

According to the mustang principle, ford mustangs are the yellow magnet ribbon of expensive cars.

by Mason "Gyver" Lofton March 5, 2006

The donald Principle

Any negative outcome you can postulate as a result of the election of donald trump will actually be worse than you were thinking it would be.

Can you believe we're eating the family dog just to stay alive? I thought 2019 would be bad, but I didn't account for The donald Principle.

by __SomeGuy__ December 13, 2016

the certainty principle

The Certainty Principle is a cosmic force only recently discovered by a nerd with stupiditis. It is the principle of being certain. Even though you are a complete idiot and have no idea what you are doing, you are certain you are right. Many people believe they are certain, or right, when in actual fact they are just downright stupid and suffer from brain haemorrhoids. If you meet someone who suffers from the Certainty Principle, execute them onsite as they may do something stupid.

Idiot: The Certainty Principle protects me
Smart Person: Fuck you're an idiot and deserve to die
Gun shot finishes conversation

by honneamise December 20, 2018