phelps

articles of feces transferred to the pubic hair of the penetrator during anal sex.

Fred Phelps of Westboro Baptist Church

by castu October 5, 2006

phelp

To win within the tightest margin possible.

Only computers can see you phelped that win.

by SIRALD66 October 19, 2008

Phelps

The act of orally pleasing a woman in less than eight seconds.

Dude, I gave her the Phelps treatment...now she wants to marry me.

by Every Woman August 21, 2006

Phelps

Having the aptitude and ability to max out each and every sexual engagement one encounters due to the addition of alcoholic beverages.

"Last night, I swear this chick I met was a nothing but a innocent Catholic virgin, but I added some moo-juice and before I knew it, she was slobbin' on my knob. I really showed her my Phelps ability."

by Arthur Digbee Sellers April 23, 2007

Phelps

to win at anything with incredible ease, because you are the best, as Michael Phelps is.

You just wish you could Phelps like that guy. It's okay, you'll never be as good as him. Don't even try.

by LusciousBootay October 10, 2008

phelp

1. In competition, to win by a large margin.
2. to phelp (someone): To leak an incriminating photo or video to the tabloids, often with bad consequences for the subject of the photo or video.
3. To attract public scrutiny for controversial behavior.
4. To make a mistake with very bad consequences; To lose everything.
5. To smoke large amounts of marijuana.

1. That team is so good, they always phelp the competition!
2. Did you see those pictures of Miley? She got phelped pretty bad.
4. Everything was going so well, then I totally phelped it up!
5. -Did you phelp last night?
-Yeah man, I was so high.

by catpow March 9, 2009

Phelps

Taking a picture of someone engaging in regretful acts and then publishing them.

"Don't Phelps me, Bro"

by idotmyi February 5, 2009